A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the
railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, like in the movies. I went and cut her free and
took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored
big time!
We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on
top, sometimes her on top!"
"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky s*d. Was she pretty?"
"I dunno, I never found her head."
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29-11-2005, 17:45 #1Forum User
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A misfit scores
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Do all of these "stories" actually happen to you mooseman?
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29-11-2005, 17:50 #3Founder
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PMSL @ jan
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Thought you meant Crouch had scored for Liverpool ;)
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