was a nice day today, paid all my bills, everything was sorted pretty early so i thought i would wash my car, then thought fcuk that, so i went and got a full valet, inside, outside, and steam clean the engine. Looked awsome, cost me over 60 quid, was driving home, braking softly so hardly no dust, and skipping all puddles from last nights rain, then some prick in a old old old volvo pulls out on me leaving a huge black cloud of shit from his zort and a massive pile of dust on the ground, all over my valver and that shite all up my wheel and arch, now the front end, w/screen and p/side arch n wheel have this horrid black stuff all over it, looks worse than it did b4 i cleaned it.

Wanka!!