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    Essex bird joke

    As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls
    up along side. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and
    knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi,
    my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load." The trucker
    ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for
    another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car,
    runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
    As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is
    Sharon, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head,
    the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third
    red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde
    gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker
    lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are
    losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the trucker revs
    up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
    hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm
    driving a f**king gritter!"

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