I think someone should do the following -
1. A twin-engine Williams. Perhaps one that has had a rear-end shunt, so it isn't a waste of a good one! Two F7Rs (cammed up of course), for about 340bhp and 4WD.
2. A rear-engined Valver with a 2.0 litre R21 Turbo engine. Sub 1000 kilos with 300+ brake.
3. A Valver with a boosted up 2.2 dCi engine :P . Mounted Longitudinally with the power going to a rear mounted box' and and as many things relocated to the boot as possible to even it out. Whacking great 300+ lb ft of torque.
4. A Twingo with a tuned 3.5 V6
Anyone else have stupid ideas like this?!