Neighbour rant

[number1]

i Hate my neighbours with a passion, pr1ck keyed my car the other day on one panel ive just been out to polish it out but its too deep and i started taking paint off, the only option now is to get that panel sprayed,
Im So F******G Annoyed i know it was him cos one of my neighbours seen him do it but dont want anything to do with it in case they fall out with him, im So Close right now to going through his front door and beating him to within an inch of his life!!

GRRRRRRRRR

Rant over..

Dave

[drsmith1979]

brake fluid all over his car and then put a webcam up pointing at yours so you can keep tabs on the ****er...

go to your local corner shop, and give a chav £20 to throw a brick through his window...

or even better!

If they have kids ring social services and say you suspect that there are some strange goings on and you have heard rumours from some of the kids that he is 'touching' his children and you just think it would be best to have it investigated... then accidentally take a pic when they arrive and give it to the local paper with the headline... local Paedophile ;o)

or put an add in the local paper with a pic of his car with his home number and say its for sale at a stupid price and to 'ring for details' im on shift work so please call after 12am...

[white16valver]

Take a plastic bag (without holes!), find a freshly laid, creamy dog turd, bag it up and then smear it under his car door handles so he gets a nice surprise ;)

[wavy]

weed killer in a washing up bottle and write twat in his lawn
it will show up nice for summer

[titcharoony]

place the end of the brake light cable in his petrol tank, when he brakes next at a junction..KABOOM!!!

[AndyFielder]

dot 5 gets my vote!

[Punkymuffin]

buy tin of bright pink house paint and get it chucked over his car better than paint remover coz they have to take all the paint off lol,

On other hand just ring old bill theres a witness even if they dont wana get in volved coz he's your neighbour old bill can just ask him if saw or heard anythin should scare him abit,

I would of bin there and battered him to be honest touchin my car grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[u33db]

Paint 'dog killer' over his front window.

[Daz.]

You guys are just all lovely people

I'd start off small - let his tyre down daily so he thinks he'd got a puncture and had to replace it, then find out stupid he is by doing it to the next and the next etc.. etc...

Then when you know the class of dumbness your dealing with you can start thinking about those fine suggestions above!

[number1]

Thing is, his car is a crappy old escort, wouldnt matter what i did to it, it would just end in more problems

He hasnt got kids so that rule's that one out, however he does seem to have aquired someone else living there as in lodging, and as its a council house i expect he's neglected to mention it to the council.....

I was more thinking, snip temperature sender wire and slit the bottom hose...