For all you Mathemeticians

[NickFr]

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:

You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise
happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not
be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive
this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year
old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
-Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting
for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy.

Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into
54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore don't wait up.

Your Wife

[KingStromba]

PMSL

[big hp]

Oldie but goodie.

[2 live]

lol

[Winston]

lol

[Tom_16v]

hehe!