arrested male...having a shit in public.

[VIPERONE]

After viewing cctv footage of a male removing his trousers and curling one out on someones drive i recognised him and arrested him.

this man was named the phantom shitter, as on numerous occasions a human turd kept appearing on this persons driveway.. well ive arrested him and brought him to justice.

Outrage to public decency, and the offence of criminal damage.

[NickFr]

On approaching the suspect, I noticed he was unsteady on his feet due to the fact his trousers were round his ankles, I noticed a large curly steaming human facaes, colour brown, weighing approximately 15 ozs positioned directly below his rectum which was pointed in a downward trajectory on his neighbours drive, I then arrested him carefully

Exhibit 1. Steaming human turd
Exhibit 2. Steaming human arsehole

The British police removing arseholes off Britains streets straight to your drive

[Enid]

You should have rubbed his nose in it like people do with their dogs when they sh1t on the carpet to teach them a lesson.