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After viewing cctv footage of a male removing his trousers and curling one out on someones drive i recognised him and arrested him.
this man was named the phantom shitter, as on numerous occasions a human turd kept appearing on this persons driveway.. well ive arrested him and brought him to justice.
Outrage to public decency, and the offence of criminal damage.
On approaching the suspect, I noticed he was unsteady on his feet due to the fact his trousers were round his ankles, I noticed a large curly steaming human facaes, colour brown, weighing approximately 15 ozs positioned directly below his rectum which was pointed in a downward trajectory on his neighbours drive, I then arrested him carefully :shock:
Exhibit 1. Steaming human turd
Exhibit 2. Steaming human arsehole
The British police removing arseholes off Britains streets straight to your drive :wink:
You should have rubbed his nose in it like people do with their dogs when they sh1t on the carpet to teach them a lesson.