Interesting Dilemma

[clowo16v]

As all my mates from uni are going home at the weekend and I don't have anything to do till Sunday I texted 3 birds I used to see to see if they wanted a dirty weekend thinkin only 1 would want to.

Anyway they all do. Anybody know the best way to tell 2 of em that it'll have to wait. 2 of them are mates but they don't know the other one. Don't think they'd be up for a gangbang either lol.

See ya

Matt

[Mattie]

tell them u had an acident while playing table tennis.....theyl understand :wink:

[2 live]

tell em u pulled ur nob off las nite thinkin of the weekend.......so will have to cancel til it heals

[J o n]

just tell em yer bent, they need to know the truth :lol:

[Gav]

tell em to stop winging and get all 3 round - why even ask the question :shock: :D

[Andyvalver]

If that fails^^^ Tell 1 bird you will be there at 8pm the other one 9pm and the last one at 10pm :wink:

[Scott-16v!]

hang on? 3 birds? friday + saturday + sunday = 3 days (i think you get what i mean) :wink: :twisted:

[Andyvalver]

I was thinking he could do that each night lol :wink:

[Gav]

all i can say is you lucky fookha!

[McPikie]

Which is the fittest?

Which is the dirtyest?

Which is the party animal??

[Mattie]

i have a new idea.....u have 3 birds.....decide which is the fitist.....then link her up with me :P

that leaves 2 left, 1 for you and 1 for sum1 else....any takers?


:lol:

[Scott-16v!]

shotgun on the dirty one :twisted: :lol:

[clowo16v]

I'm busy Sunday nite thats the problem. Also one lives in Bristol, the other in Leicester and the other is at Manchester.

One is a stunner but she wasn't that good a shag last time.
One is a stunner and i've not shagged her before.
One is OK-ish but shes one of the best shags i've ever had.

See ya

Matt

[lewis_willy2]

go for the 2nd and third, 2nd friday, tell her your not about saturday as ur busy, shes goes home midday sat

tell the other one the 3rd bird to come round sat mid after noon, shag the shit out of her all day and nite sat and sun then at least you no uve got great sex two out of 3days

8)

[clowo16v]

Sounds like a plan. Not got anything to do Friday so i'll bomb to Manchester all day then bomb down to Leicester saturday morning then back up for the Clio meeting on sunday lol.

See ya

Matt

[McPikie]

I'll take care of the Manchester one if you want fella?? :wink:

[Clio b]

I'd say if u can only manage one.... go 4 the 2nd one... if ya duno how good she is then mite as well find out quick! :D

[Gav]

a shag is a shag, she may be shite but u still get ur end away.
not hard for a girl to suck a knob is it?

get in there dood

[craig100]

just try your luck with them all mate and keep nippin off to see others

[Clio b]

but the point is williams-jr... some girls can suck knobs a damn site beta than others! have ne ofthem got their tongues pierced?!?! :P :wink:

[FATBOY]

do all 3 in one night without washing it! one of my mates done 4 in one night ages ago the dirty slag that he was!

[Clio b]

^^^ that is not even funny.... i'm ashamed! :)

[Gav]

[quote="Clio_Babe"]but the point is williams-jr... some girls can suck knobs a damn site beta than others! have ne ofthem got their tongues pierced?!?! :P :wink:[quote]

my ex had it done and my current doesnt n i prefer my current, alot smoother

granted her technics are better so no need for a bar but still

but i do know it is alot better to have ur tounge pierced for a guy on a girl :wink: shame i had to take it oot tho :cry:

[clowo16v]

I used to do stuff like that fatboy but then I used to be a bad lad lol. I'm goin steady at the min lol, jus goin thru sum birds i went to college with and a few from uni.

See ya

Matt

[LaurenGTI]

Just have all 3 at once....you never know they may enjoy it as much as you! :wink:

[clowo16v]

Just have all 3 at once....you never know they may enjoy it as much as you! :wink:

may? they'd f***** love it :lol:

See ya

Matt

[Gav]

Did u manage to get oot between the door frame mate, with ur big head n all :wink: :lol:

[lewis_willy2]

its all about the tongue piercing and penis peireced combo :wink:

[VIPERONE]

i once had a bird in bed one knocked at the door and another came to my window. when i was in the forces.....

now that was a situation...needless to say i went from Hero to Zero.

[Clio b]

u lot r soooo damn naughty! :P

[McPikie]

u lot r soooo damn naughty! :P

Says Little Miss Baps Out :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Clio b]

Dont make me naughty tho!!! I'm a very innocent young lady i'll av u know! :P

I aint the one talkin bout shaggin 3 blokes in one nite!

[Swervin_Mervin]

Can I just say one thing please?

This thread is useless without pictures.

[Clio b]

wot pics do u want?!?!?!

[Swervin_Mervin]

I was actually referring to the original post. It might heelp us decide which ones, and in what order, he should do them.

[Clio b]

good thinkin

[craig100]

I was actually referring to the original post. It might heelp us decide which ones, and in what order, he should do them.

good idea.if you struggle just giz a ring and ill be happily willing to help you out,just tell them i have my tongue piersed and im water proof lol

[FATBOY]

lol i like the way cliobabe thought "ohh no here we go again! wantin pics of ya" lol :lol:

[Clio b]

hmm yeah coz i think that much of myself.... actually i woz tryin 2 work out wot he was wantin pics of... obviously bein a girl i didnt quite understand!

i wud av said "if u post pics of them it wud make it easy 4 us 2 help u"

u guys r jus difficult

[FATBOY]

didnt mean to cause offence? soz

[clowo16v]

LOL I've sorted it out now. At least its 3 weekends to look forward to lol.

See ya

Matt

[Gav]

clio b gets a little bit of attention when she 1st joins, now it is wearing off she dont like it, shes gagging to post pics of herself :wink:

[Scott-16v!]

^lol, put your big spoon away :wink:
http://www.eupa.co.uk/cw2/assets/product_full/turds_shit_stirer_175.gif

[Gav]

lmao..........................no, i like it! :D :wink:

[steveos_16valver]

mass orgy !! invite all 3 line them up on the bed and.............

failing that 1@8 2@9 3@10 and again the following night and be done with it !

[J o n]

mass orgy !! invite all 3 line them up on the bed and.............

failing that 1@8 2@9 3@10 and again the following night and be done with it !

hope you dont mean WC mass orgy... there's like 1 or 2 birds on here... so unless you like the ol sausage... :shock:

[McPikie]

wot pics do u want?!?!?!

Sweet lord....................... if that ain't a blatent offer :roll:









I'll have some ass shots if they are on offer :twisted:

[Clio b]

Sorry.... i was simply askin williamscraig100 wot pictures he was on about... :D

[McPikie]

Damn and blast :cry:

Some ass shots for my troubles then?

:wink:

[Clio b]

sorry... i got a huuuuuge arse! so no chance! :D

[McPikie]

I've got a wide screen TFT................. fire away

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Swervin_Mervin]

PMSL @McPikie!

[McPikie]

To quote Sir Mix-A-Lot

"Baby got back!!"

:P

[steveos_16valver]

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[steveos_16valver]

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:57 am Post subject:

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mass orgy !! invite all 3 line them up on the bed and.............

failing that 1@8 2@9 3@10 and again the following night and be done with it !

hope you dont mean WC mass orgy... there's like 1 or 2 birds on here... so unless you like the ol sausage...


no 4 in a bed style!!! 3 birds 1 bloke

not the way i hear you like it 3 guys and you !! lol :P

[J o n]

hey, don't turn this around, i'm not the one trying to arange the weener roast... :shock: :lol:

[big hp]

This thread smells of sex wee.

[Gav]

trust u to smell that scott :D