Ok...I know i take the piss alot, but! this takes the WIN!

[ThRaXaIR]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RENAULT-CLIO-16V-INJ-WILLIAMS-HIGHLY-MODIFIED-/300443045345?cmd=ViewItem&pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item45f3cd0de1

WOW the kid can barely spell and has an 'awesome' motor!

1) why is the word 'williams' in the title? its a 1.8
2) And the 'Turbo' guage? so whats that for then?
3) williams seats? No.
4) mapped to 200bhp? on what fairy dust and dreams?
5) ...WITH SUCH EXTREME POWER COMPETED WITH SUCH CARS LIKE GOLF GTI'S, ROVERS ETC.. wow gti's and Rovers you say? Must be quick then!
6) 10' exhuasts? Awesome!

and the crowning turd in the water pipe......

7) ..NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS CAR SO NOTHING TO BE SAID ABOUT BAD POINTS REALLY.... except the fact it looks like a pile of shit then?

Glad i've got that of my chest! Enjoy boys and girls!

X

[zmaster2k]

CLIOTORUS!!!!!!!! IT RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We were talking about this last night!!!

[katbloke]

Stupid pile of shit

[wrighty]

The shocking thing is someone will bid on it!

[ratboyvalver]

id buy just to then smash the crap out of it with a sledgehammer, or drive into a tree lmao what a heap of sh***te

[Coops]

lmao praise the lord, it lives! :lol:

[Brealbags]

oh dear god! Why have 5 people bidded on this thing.

[ThRaXaIR]

o god 7 bids?? i thought this sort of thing didnt exist anymore? and yet ive seen 2 'highly modified' bags of ass on the road last couple of days!

[schakal]

o god 7 bids?? i thought this sort of thing didnt exist anymore? and yet ive seen 2 'highly modified' bags of ass on the road last couple of days!

new generation of pikeys , we created them :shock: :shock:

[zmaster2k]

lmao praise the lord, it lives! :lol:

he hassnt shown his face yet! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Purple]

Golly! Does it make "pappp... ppapp... pappp... whoosh!" noises?

[ThRaXaIR]

o god 7 bids?? i thought this sort of thing didnt exist anymore? and yet ive seen 2 'highly modified' bags of ass on the road last couple of days!

new generation of pikeys , we created them :shock: :shock:

what the welsh? :shock: :P

[16v_paddy]

lmao praise the lord, it lives! :lol:

he hassnt shown his face yet! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl1: :rotflmao: :rofl1: :rofl: :whip: :clap: :goodposting: :goodposting: :pop:

[zmaster2k]

wheres the video!? 8) 8)

[schakal]

o god 7 bids?? i thought this sort of thing didnt exist anymore? and yet ive seen 2 'highly modified' bags of ass on the road last couple of days!

new generation of pikeys , we created them :shock: :shock:

what the welsh? :shock: :P

lol

the only difference between the welsh an english men
is the sexual preference iirc .
the question you have to ask yourself now is ,
are you a sheep or a dog man ?? :idea: :P

[ThRaXaIR]

o god 7 bids?? i thought this sort of thing didnt exist anymore? and yet ive seen 2 'highly modified' bags of ass on the road last couple of days!

new generation of pikeys , we created them :shock: :shock:

what the welsh? :shock: :P

lol

the only difference between the welsh an english men
is the sexual preference iirc .
the question you have to ask yourself now is ,
are you a sheep or a dog man ?? :idea: :P

hmm i'll think about it. :?

[MatrixGuy]

LOVE IT!! :lol:

[Clio-Girl]

wheres the video!? 8) 8)

HAHAHAHA

i have the video but i fear i may be in the dog house if i post it up and i want him to take me to see the new twilight film so theres no way il upset him right now!

although this is a very worthy occasion i must admit ** awaits matteh** :lol:

[Coops]

don't be soft Ronee, get the link posted up we need it! :D 8) :lol:

[zmaster2k]

Comon!

[Clio-Girl]

im a sucker to peer pressure ,

dont bully me :lol:

[schakal]

DO IT !!! :D :D :P

[LEIGH-ANNE]

Which video have i missed something...











:wink:

[schakal]

the lord shaking it like a polaroid picture .
tiss uber epical !! 8) :lol:

[zmaster2k]

VID VID VID

[Clio-Girl]

this is torture but i must resist.....

Gaz when you see this thread be proud of me!!

[cliolord]

OMFG why won't this ****ing thing DIE :cry: I know the engine had a rebuild in 2005 but i'd hoped the following owners would have ran it low on oil or something. I can't actually believe they've managed to make it look worse each time it's been put up for sale!

Can someone buy it and blow it!?

[Coops]

its your responsiblity to buy it and end it mate, put it out of its misery like the old dog it is :wink:

[zmaster2k]

£500already!

sombody buy it and prove to the world why forged internals are required at 9000rpm!

[cliolord]

check out the bidding history

private listing - bidders' identities protected

Excellent!

[zmaster2k]

lols!

wheres the vid gaz..!

ronee thinks she will be single if she posts it!

[cliolord]

and she is not wrong :lol:

[schakal]

not for long/deffo would :P






sorry ,could not resist :D :D

[ThRaXaIR]

schakal rofl.

also why do i have a bad feeling this use to be your car gareth??

[Tommo]

What's the big fuss? Saw worse than that at the FCS this year, looks rust free too at least

[Clio-Girl]

Ok ok guys i was about to post the vid up for all your viewing pleasure but....

matteh449's photobucket link isnt working and its the only copy i have :(

[zmaster2k]

Ronee have you had a confidance boost from shackals advances?! :? :?

[schakal]

Ok ok guys i was about to post the vid up for all your viewing pleasure but....

matteh449's photobucket link isnt working and its the only copy i have :(


this one ?? :P

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z18/Matteh449/th_Cliolord.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/albums/z18/Matteh449/?action=view&current=Cliolord.flv)

[LEIGH-ANNE]

ahhhhhhhhhhh gaz u special thing you !!

Thats top quality that.....one question tho is everything showen 3 times incase we miss it the first time?! :P

[Clio-Girl]

hehe thats the puppy!!

god i love this vid makes me cry with laughter every time

sorry Gaz :oops:

[zmaster2k]

to be fair at least the man has seen the light and has one of the quickest clios i know of!

[vkosho]

Seen much worse tbh. Shame about his terrible add tho.

Cant believe its got 15 bids now.

[ThRaXaIR]

videos not working!! :(

[schakal]

videos not working!! :(


got a master copy now bruv :wink:

i can let you view it but you have to promise you wont
master to the bate over it !!!

:D

[ThRaXaIR]

videos not working!! :(


got a master copy now bruv :wink:

i can let you view it but you have to promise you wont
master to the bate over it !!!

:D

PROMISE! so is it loads of hot gaz action?

[Clio-Girl]

ohhhh its a treat :lol:

[schakal]

:D

PROMISE! so is it loads of hot gayz action?[/quote]

it gets very raunchy at 57 secs .

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/evrenfenci/th_Cliolord.jpg (http://s28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/evrenfenci/?action=view&current=Cliolord.flv)

[ThRaXaIR]

O.....M.....G i dont think i can look him in the eye anymore, :shock:

[vkosho]

LoL. sick moves!

Those flames are pretty ace too. Sorry i actualy want this car now. :oops:

[ThRaXaIR]

LoL. sick moves!

Those flames are pretty ace too. Sorry i actualy want this car now. :oops:

Get out

[LEIGH-ANNE]

GTFO :wink:

[schakal]

i want lord`s babies :shock: :shock:



:D