View Full Version : Ok...I know i take the piss alot, but! this takes the WIN!
ThRaXaIR
03-07-2010, 19:13
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RENAULT-CLIO-16V-INJ-WILLIAMS-HIGHLY-MODIFIED-/300443045345?cmd=ViewItem&pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item45f3cd0de1
WOW the kid can barely spell and has an 'awesome' motor!
1) why is the word 'williams' in the title? its a 1.8
2) And the 'Turbo' guage? so whats that for then?
3) williams seats? No.
4) mapped to 200bhp? on what fairy dust and dreams?
5) ...WITH SUCH EXTREME POWER COMPETED WITH SUCH CARS LIKE GOLF GTI'S, ROVERS ETC.. wow gti's and Rovers you say? Must be quick then!
6) 10' exhuasts? Awesome!
and the crowning turd in the water pipe......
7) ..NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS CAR SO NOTHING TO BE SAID ABOUT BAD POINTS REALLY.... except the fact it looks like a pile of shit then?
Glad i've got that of my chest! Enjoy boys and girls!
X
zmaster2k
03-07-2010, 19:30
CLIOTORUS!!!!!!!! IT RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were talking about this last night!!!
katbloke
03-07-2010, 19:37
Stupid pile of shit
The shocking thing is someone will bid on it!
ratboyvalver
03-07-2010, 23:54
id buy just to then smash the crap out of it with a sledgehammer, or drive into a tree lmao what a heap of sh***te
lmao praise the lord, it lives! :lol:
Brealbags
04-07-2010, 10:59
oh dear god! Why have 5 people bidded on this thing.
ThRaXaIR
04-07-2010, 11:16
o god 7 bids?? i thought this sort of thing didnt exist anymore? and yet ive seen 2 'highly modified' bags of ass on the road last couple of days!
o god 7 bids?? i thought this sort of thing didnt exist anymore? and yet ive seen 2 'highly modified' bags of ass on the road last couple of days!
new generation of pikeys , we created them :shock: :shock:
zmaster2k
04-07-2010, 11:27
lmao praise the lord, it lives! :lol:
he hassnt shown his face yet! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Golly! Does it make "pappp... ppapp... pappp... whoosh!" noises?
ThRaXaIR
04-07-2010, 13:45
o god 7 bids?? i thought this sort of thing didnt exist anymore? and yet ive seen 2 'highly modified' bags of ass on the road last couple of days!
new generation of pikeys , we created them :shock: :shock:
what the welsh? :shock: :P
16v_paddy
04-07-2010, 18:57
lmao praise the lord, it lives! :lol:
he hassnt shown his face yet! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl1: :rotflmao: :rofl1: :rofl: :whip: :clap: :goodposting: :goodposting: :pop:
zmaster2k
04-07-2010, 21:25
wheres the video!? 8) 8)
o god 7 bids?? i thought this sort of thing didnt exist anymore? and yet ive seen 2 'highly modified' bags of ass on the road last couple of days!
new generation of pikeys , we created them :shock: :shock:
what the welsh? :shock: :P
lol
the only difference between the welsh an english men
is the sexual preference iirc .
the question you have to ask yourself now is ,
are you a sheep or a dog man ?? :idea: :P
ThRaXaIR
04-07-2010, 22:52
o god 7 bids?? i thought this sort of thing didnt exist anymore? and yet ive seen 2 'highly modified' bags of ass on the road last couple of days!
new generation of pikeys , we created them :shock: :shock:
what the welsh? :shock: :P
lol
the only difference between the welsh an english men
is the sexual preference iirc .
the question you have to ask yourself now is ,
are you a sheep or a dog man ?? :idea: :P
hmm i'll think about it. :?
MatrixGuy
05-07-2010, 12:52
LOVE IT!! :lol:
Clio-Girl
05-07-2010, 13:50
wheres the video!? 8) 8)
HAHAHAHA
i have the video but i fear i may be in the dog house if i post it up and i want him to take me to see the new twilight film so theres no way il upset him right now!
although this is a very worthy occasion i must admit ** awaits matteh** :lol:
don't be soft Ronee, get the link posted up we need it! :D 8) :lol:
zmaster2k
05-07-2010, 14:07
Comon!
Clio-Girl
05-07-2010, 14:24
im a sucker to peer pressure ,
dont bully me :lol:
LEIGH-ANNE
05-07-2010, 15:09
Which video have i missed something...
:wink:
the lord shaking it like a polaroid picture .
tiss uber epical !! 8) :lol:
zmaster2k
05-07-2010, 15:41
VID VID VID
Clio-Girl
05-07-2010, 15:54
this is torture but i must resist.....
Gaz when you see this thread be proud of me!!
cliolord
05-07-2010, 19:11
OMFG why won't this ****ing thing DIE :cry: I know the engine had a rebuild in 2005 but i'd hoped the following owners would have ran it low on oil or something. I can't actually believe they've managed to make it look worse each time it's been put up for sale!
Can someone buy it and blow it!?
its your responsiblity to buy it and end it mate, put it out of its misery like the old dog it is :wink:
zmaster2k
05-07-2010, 20:04
£500already!
sombody buy it and prove to the world why forged internals are required at 9000rpm!
cliolord
05-07-2010, 20:38
check out the bidding history
private listing - bidders' identities protected
Excellent!
zmaster2k
05-07-2010, 21:13
lols!
wheres the vid gaz..!
ronee thinks she will be single if she posts it!
cliolord
05-07-2010, 21:33
and she is not wrong :lol:
not for long/deffo would :P
sorry ,could not resist :D :D
ThRaXaIR
05-07-2010, 22:06
schakal rofl.
also why do i have a bad feeling this use to be your car gareth??
What's the big fuss? Saw worse than that at the FCS this year, looks rust free too at least
Clio-Girl
05-07-2010, 23:14
Ok ok guys i was about to post the vid up for all your viewing pleasure but....
matteh449's photobucket link isnt working and its the only copy i have :(
zmaster2k
05-07-2010, 23:19
Ronee have you had a confidance boost from shackals advances?! :? :?
Ok ok guys i was about to post the vid up for all your viewing pleasure but....
matteh449's photobucket link isnt working and its the only copy i have :(
this one ?? :P
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z18/Matteh449/th_Cliolord.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/albums/z18/Matteh449/?action=view¤t=Cliolord.flv)
LEIGH-ANNE
05-07-2010, 23:44
ahhhhhhhhhhh gaz u special thing you !!
Thats top quality that.....one question tho is everything showen 3 times incase we miss it the first time?! :P
Clio-Girl
06-07-2010, 09:44
hehe thats the puppy!!
god i love this vid makes me cry with laughter every time
sorry Gaz :oops:
zmaster2k
06-07-2010, 09:49
to be fair at least the man has seen the light and has one of the quickest clios i know of!
Seen much worse tbh. Shame about his terrible add tho.
Cant believe its got 15 bids now.
ThRaXaIR
07-07-2010, 08:10
videos not working!! :(
videos not working!! :(
got a master copy now bruv :wink:
i can let you view it but you have to promise you wont
master to the bate over it !!!
:D
ThRaXaIR
07-07-2010, 09:29
videos not working!! :(
got a master copy now bruv :wink:
i can let you view it but you have to promise you wont
master to the bate over it !!!
:D
PROMISE! so is it loads of hot gaz action?
Clio-Girl
07-07-2010, 10:32
ohhhh its a treat :lol:
:D
PROMISE! so is it loads of hot gayz action?[/quote]
it gets very raunchy at 57 secs .
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/evrenfenci/th_Cliolord.jpg (http://s28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/evrenfenci/?action=view¤t=Cliolord.flv)
ThRaXaIR
07-07-2010, 17:27
O.....M.....G i dont think i can look him in the eye anymore, :shock:
LoL. sick moves!
Those flames are pretty ace too. Sorry i actualy want this car now. :oops:
ThRaXaIR
07-07-2010, 20:41
LoL. sick moves!
Those flames are pretty ace too. Sorry i actualy want this car now. :oops:
Get out
LEIGH-ANNE
07-07-2010, 21:32
GTFO :wink:
i want lord`s babies :shock: :shock:
:D
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