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flash
09-12-2009, 18:03
on my way home from work this evening.
i take the usual route home.. through the city centre
heading out of the centre you get taken onto a dual carriage way closely followed by a set of traffic lights as soon as you exit the island
i pull up in my 205
a sri vectra cd (red TI) pulls up next to me with two old school chavs in ! burberry hats the bleeding lot
the vectra passenger window rolls down !
i wind mine down
the driver says "yo geeza wats wid all da roll bars"
not sure what to reply to this i said "safety...... i guess" shrugging my shoulders
he swiftly replies with "yeah but its a sh*tty old french car"
that was it then.. i was GOING to make this guy feel as stupid as humanly possible for coming out with that remark..
determined to defend all us lovers of retro french cars, i respond with " we shall see"
as the chavs rolls his window up he says " LETS HAVE IT THEN" as he chuckles to his friend who looked alot like devvo from fatpie
the lights turn green ITS ON
as i expected.. he completely cains the living daylights out of his car off the lights.
i casually roll off the line (even then keeping up with him)
i casually stroll up beside him roll my window down.. the passenger of his car rolls his down
i say "im only half throttle mate.. is that all you can do" (really rubbing it in at this point)
i hoof the beast.. leave the kid for dead
i slow down (let him catch up)
look right.. and smile at him
started getting a bit childish giving him the LOSER sign (my car brings out the child in me sometimes)
hoof it again.. up to a speed i wont mention, slight left hander take it without a hover of the brake
island coming up.. nothing coming.. little throw left.. then right again then left once more to come off the exit.. (polybushes, 306 bilsteins, 1.5 of neg camber, lowered and 285 mm gti180 discs and callipers make the 205 handle epicly!)
i look in my mirror and the vectra is no where to be seen..
i chuckled to myself "rubbing the dashboard of my car.. so proud of her"
just wish something a bit more of a challenge would have a play with me :(
its all fun and games anhialating (sp?) things like that
but its nice to have a play with something thats going to remotely close
VICTORY!

busterhymes
09-12-2009, 18:08
:wink: scratch one asshole nice :lol:

16v_paddy
09-12-2009, 18:10
He obviously wasn't trying :P vectra is the fastest car in the world :lol:

Seriously though, vectraman syndrome is a terrible terrible affliction, we shouldn't mock the poor spastics that have it. My very own father had this disease, it was sooo sad as he has had some seriously fast cars in the past & all this went to waste when he had his vectra.

Happily he got rid of it and is now cured :D

flash
09-12-2009, 18:15
well hopefully i cured him by making him look a complete tit infront of all the 4 o clock traffic going through birmingham at the time.. not to mention his friend !
theres hundreds of bell ends round here unfortunately.. i had some guy threaten to knock me out because i beat his st fiesta ! i just laughed replying with "thats a bit drastic isn't it "

schakal
09-12-2009, 18:28
hahaa ,you have done well there mate .
unfortunately they will not learn , the cure is to terminate them :D

flash
09-12-2009, 18:39
hahaa ,you have done well there mate .
unfortunately they will not learn , the cure is to terminate them :D

a bumper mounted RPG is on my "modifications to do" list :wink:

Wobba
09-12-2009, 18:58
There are some total tits out there lol!
Nice work.

Once when I had my scooby, was headed through town, not quickly in a way in which I would consider quick, but maybe quick compared to shitpile normal cars.

Bike comes along at the lights, I drive away normally, he thinks I am racing him lol, give me the bird and shaking his fist for no reason...

...just because bikers think they are more astute road users...some of them are just twats like your Vectra man!

col
09-12-2009, 20:09
MM..... must buy a vectra an see what its like being a complete pleb!!!

snowman
09-12-2009, 20:53
what a great story lolololol

i miss my 205

LEIGH-ANNE
09-12-2009, 22:33
Whooo 1 point to us!

Good work lad! :D

MatBrown
09-12-2009, 22:49
He obviously wasn't trying :P vectra is the fastest car in the world :lol:

Seriously though, vectraman syndrome is a terrible terrible affliction, we shouldn't mock the poor spastics that have it. My very own father had this disease, it was sooo sad as he has had some seriously fast cars in the past & all this went to waste when he had his vectra.

Happily he got rid of it and is now cured :D

Erm...
I have a vectra!


Mat.

LEIGH-ANNE
09-12-2009, 23:03
Sort it out mat :roll:

white16valver
10-12-2009, 14:20
Erm...
I have a vectra!


Mat.
Old man alert ;) :P



There are some total tits out there lol!
Nice work.

Once when I had my scooby, was headed through town, not quickly in a way in which I would consider quick, but maybe quick compared to shitpile normal cars.

Bike comes along at the lights, I drive away normally, he thinks I am racing him lol, give me the bird and shaking his fist for no reason...

...just because bikers think they are more astute road users...some of them are just twats like your Vectra man!
lol

I've had the same in the valver - I tend to cruise at about 95 on the clock (km/h, of course...) and two bikers who were caning it off roundabouts then doing 70 :roll: were shaking their head as I was driving past. :roll: Er, perhaps I just want to get somewhere quicker than you??

alex_e3
10-12-2009, 18:20
lol, i used to have a vectra gsi :lol:

Used to love the noise to be honest, and apart from the handling and massive running costs prefered it to my old standard valver at the time - until i went 2 litre of course :D

I still think they can look nice, just people think they are way faster than they are. Just soooooo heavy.......

col
11-12-2009, 21:13
To be fair,the vauxhall 16v engine is sweet. One of our reps some time ago had one of the last v6 cavaliers,nice alloys,it was auto ,but it da arf gou!!! :lol:

flash
12-12-2009, 19:12
haha cols black country accent.. :lol:

i have nothing against vauxhalls.!!1 just some of the pricks that tend to drive them sometimes !

specially these idiots..
i wont say much more than this
i would of stereotyped them to be drivin a civic