View Full Version : Causing a colleague greif...ideas?
I've just got myself a new job and i finish my current programming job on friday...but i've got to go out causing serious annoyance to a certain co-working - does anyone have any ideas?
As we speak i'm subtly changing his wallpaper to read 'www.give-me-a-sausage-fest.com' in the bottom corner!
Looking for ideas along these lines...i.e. nowt where he'll get injured....
:D
Slithers
29-06-2005, 17:38
Glue his phone to the reciever
Slithers
29-06-2005, 17:39
sign him up to collect for dr banardos
Slithers
29-06-2005, 17:40
ring up stannah stair lifts and tell them he's very interested in their products and could they ring him back.
they will never leave him alone after that
Slithers
29-06-2005, 17:41
change the keys on his keyboard around
Slithers
29-06-2005, 17:42
set his monitor to the darkest setting possible, he will think its fooked.
Slithers
29-06-2005, 17:44
send him something embarrasing in a clear packet and deliver it to his desk.
Slithers
29-06-2005, 17:52
Put something on or in his desk that smells really bad, like a turd with burnt hair on it.
lol
remind me never to piss u off lol
Put something on or in his desk that smells really bad, like a turd with burnt hair on it.
fish or chicken gone off is pretty good too
KingStromba
29-06-2005, 22:55
Hang him over a cliff by his ankles
'You know solly when i said i was going to kill you last....i lied'
MatBrown
29-06-2005, 23:08
Milk down the air intake for his blowers on his car.
Mat.
VIPERONE
29-06-2005, 23:25
Milk down the air intake for his blowers on his car.
Mat.
thats rank.. i spilt a pint once.. terrible to rid smell
order a skip,pizzas, undertakers,window glazing to his house, place an order for 6 pints of milk daily, send off 4every info pack going...
tell custom and exise he is using red diesel in his car,tell inland revenue he's running a cash business
flick bleach on his suit
palce sugar in his fuel tank,.. or even better, water, end a back feed up his reverse light, and then place a kipper behind his dash/engine bay.
puncture his brake line.....
take a feed from his lights and attatch it to a spark plug, drill hole in fuel pipe placing spark plug in siliconing round it.. he'll have a nice surprise at night..
nitromose his bonnet
invest in a mercury tilt switch and wire in a 9v battery.. connect the switch with an arming dowel... mix 3 parts sodium chlorate weed killer to 1 part sugar, crush up in to powder....get a diode and wrap it round a match head.. dripping candle wax over the head for water resistance....reverse polarity of diode.. wie it to tilt switcha and 9vpower,,,place on a level area underneatg car... carefully remove arming dowel... retire to 25m, spectators 100m... unit will eject stars and bangs when it moves.
plane his tyres downa bit.pour a pint of oil up his tail pipe, and along it...for a smoke effect.
:shock: fook pissing you off! i would have thought the usual office humour of a whoopie cushion or a big fat ugly stripper or something would have been ok lol!
nah **** that put glue on his chair so when he sits down he cant get up!
Hang him over a cliff by his ankles
'You know solly when i said i was going to kill you last....i lied'
Another classic Arnie quote!
Not happy about what happened to the Porsche in that :x
VIPERONE
30-06-2005, 06:29
you are going to co-operate right!? ...wrong.....
Lol! bunch of nutters, lmao
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