3 words only......

[LEIGH-ANNE]

I ****ing hate....

[FATBOY]

???

[16v_paddy]

people who drive

[LEIGH-ANNE]

their cars like

[franksvalver]

slow old grannies :evil:

[16v_paddy]

with piss stained

[richy]

seats and carpets

[LEIGH-ANNE]

i wish i

[big hp]

touched scotts big.....

[16v_paddy]

could see them

[LEIGH-ANNE]

could see them

void!

Head! Id have

[16v_paddy]

:evil: :x :evil:
made a mess

[LEIGH-ANNE]

as i stood

[16v_paddy]

on the edge

[big hp]

Of a earth

[16v_paddy]

cable, that once

[Daz.]

swallowed my gorilla

[16v_paddy]

then slipped a

[Daz.]

mango in my

[LEIGH-ANNE]

bloody big mouth

[Daz.]

and I gulped

[LEIGH-ANNE]

and then wondered

[big hp]

If boy mango

[LEIGH-ANNE]

tasted like i

[16v_paddy]

brushed my teeth

[LEIGH-ANNE]

then i hate it.

[Jamie.]

with a turd

[Daz.]

then i hate it.

See you've ruined it now

[LEIGH-ANNE]

then i lurrrve it.

See you've ruined it now


Shhhh

[16v_paddy]

=D>

[rob-legend]

some people say.....

[Purple]

the loch ness

[talkingfish]

monster has a

[Coops]

big eye in its

[Purple]

throbbing cocsics, but ...

[Daz.]

whatever the reason

[Coops]

tis the season

[Daz.]

to eat pancakes

[Bayliss]

and jelly with ...

[Daz.]

a touch of

[LEIGH-ANNE]

err man salt

[white16valver]

and fanny batter

[LEIGH-ANNE]

but it tasted...

[16v_paddy]

like mouldy cheese

[talkingfish]

and looked like

[lewis_willy2]

an axe wound

[LEIGH-ANNE]

The next day...

[franksvalver]

the monkey had

[16v_paddy]

an AIDS test

[mozzarooni]

And it was....

[16v_paddy]

told to ****...

[mozzarooni]

off... you infected....

[richy]

the worlds supply...

[16v_paddy]

of felching straws

[fasterthanjesus]

inside stromba's glovebox.

[Purple]

Without further ado,

[talkingfish]

the monkey decided

[Daz.]

little green indians

[Purple]

dipped in spicy

[LEIGH-ANNE]

lady bean juice...

[16v_paddy]

would take five...

[mozzarooni]

Mexicans and bend.......

[white16valver]

them into a

[LEIGH-ANNE]

cocked shaped balloon

[16v_paddy]

complete with nuts

[richy]

and a MASSIVE..............

[16v_paddy]

prince albert piercing

[talkingfish]

through his bell-end

[Riley]

it got stuck

[16v_paddy]

in a truck...

[richy]

then a duck...

[mozzarooni]

Then a slut...

[16v_paddy]

that went cluck...

[richy]

got hit by.....

[LEIGH-ANNE]

northys track slag

[richy]

before it broke

[LEIGH-ANNE]

( :shock: )

her fat arse....

[16v_paddy]

and bent his...

[LEIGH-ANNE]

ear talking loads


( :P )

[16v_paddy]

poor old northy

[LEIGH-ANNE]

said the monkey

[Daz.]

Who ate horses

[16v_paddy]

with dog turd

[stan]

wrapped in tinfoil

[Purple]

deep fried in

[Daz.]

creamy cookie dough

[talkingfish]

and monkey jizm

[ant84]

bolied slowly in

[Daz.]

Egg fried cat

[franksvalver]

litter with a

[Daz.]

huge purple throbbing

[talkingfish]

bell-end. The monkey

[stan]

fixed his bike

[franksvalver]

and rode to

[Daz.]

the local jewish

[16v_paddy]

stiff flange shop






just 4 leighanne that 1 :wink:

[stan]

for a circumcision

[16v_paddy]

and some bacon

[Daz.]

dipped in jizz

[franksvalver]

from a large

[Daz.]

endowed german midget

[stan]

with no fore-skin

[LEIGH-ANNE]

stiff flange shop
just 4 leighanne that 1 :wink:

:D

...which was red

[16v_paddy]

and covered with

[Justin..]

a super duper

[Daz.]

cottage pie leftovers

[16v_paddy]

pooper scooper hat

[Daz.]

which wanked all

[Justin..]

the wheel nuts

[Daz.]

dry of chalk

[LEIGH-ANNE]

.

The german midget's

[Justin..]

tiny left leg

[Daz.]

slightly bemused widow

[16v_paddy]

cheesy residue was

[Daz.]

gone to tit

[LEIGH-ANNE]

gone to tit

Exactamondo!

[Justin..]

but then was

[Daz.]

perscribed pain killers

[16v_paddy]

and fish suppositories

[Daz.]

to relieve acne

[16v_paddy]

and unclench his

[Purple]

love slave's massive

[16v_paddy]

pierced butt cheeks.

[Daz.]

Before commiting suicide

[stan]

and drinking lemonade

[Daz.]

the rude devil

[stan]

put his finger

[Daz.]

in stans pooper

[16v_paddy]

and licked it

[LEIGH-ANNE]

mmmmmmm that tasted

[mozzarooni]

As good as......

[16v_paddy]

german midget turd

[MattyH16valver]

but not quite

[MattyH16valver]

as tasty as.....

[LEIGH-ANNE]

Oh dear.....theres always one aint there! :wink:

Carry on....matt...

[richy]

that thing on....








(edited your posts matty)

[LEIGH-ANNE]

the monkeys shlong

[stan]

after smoking da-bong

[Justin..]

with an eclair

[franksvalver]

hanging out of

[Justin..]

his left nostril

[16v_paddy]

suffice to say

[Justin..]

it was not

[16v_paddy]

suffice to say

[Daz.]

to say sufficely

[LEIGH-ANNE]

that he whitey'd

[stan]

and he felt

[Justin..]

his colon go

[Daz.]

up his throat

[16v_paddy]

like a goat

[Justin..]

on heat. Afterwards,

[stan]

just before, but

[Purple]

not until swallowing

[LEIGH-ANNE]

the german midgets

[Daz.]

slightly irregular brother

[Wobba]

in one gulp

[Daz.]

. Girls Aloud suddenly

[LEIGH-ANNE]

amazing flicked their

[Daz.]

beans north eastwardly

[Justin..]

which untowardly caused

[16v_paddy]

uranus to spin

[Justin..]

me right round

[16v_paddy]

baby right round

[Justin..]

like a record

[16v_paddy]

baby right round

[Justin..]

the next corner

[richy]

covered in fluff

[stan]

dice, cameras, and

[Justin..]

an awfully thick

[16v_paddy]

stiff pink flange

[richy]

which smelt very

[Justin..]

much like bacon

[richy]

and a side

[stan]

and pea soup

[Purple]

in liver flambe

[16v_paddy]

with cock rings

[Daz.]

herds of gerbils

[stan]

and a flat

[Justin..]

headed screw driver

[richy]

which was screwing...

[16v_paddy]

shoved up his

[Justin..]

japs eye sideways

[16v_paddy]

greased up with

[richy]

a greasy screw

[Daz.]

was uncommonley flustered

[stan]

by the recent

[Justin..]

event which occured

[richy]

just after a

[Justin..]

hurrican which demolished

[Daz.]

my nans porch

[Justin..]

which she used

[stan]

every day since

[richy]

they inserted large

[Justin..]

african elephants from

[richy]

possible africa or

[Justin..]

cheddar gorge. meanwhile

[richy]

six elf's were

[Justin..]

gowing beards whilst

[richy]

a large fish

[Purple]

was quoting shakespeare

[LEIGH-ANNE]

to be or.....

[stan]

he yelled, fingering

[LEIGH-ANNE]

girls aloud again

[stan]

and again and

[LEIGH-ANNE]

again and again

[Justin..]

yet they weren't

[16v_paddy]

right round baby

[stan]

Steven walked in

[Justin..]

on the outragously

[richy]

big thingy over

[Justin..]

the large womans

[richy]

intestine ridden bowl

[Justin..]

of crunchynut cornflakes

[16v_paddy]

and jellied eels

[richy]

hmmmmm he said

[16v_paddy]

that smells like

[richy]

rotton eggs and

[LEIGH-ANNE]

crab paste errrggghh

[richy]

whats that coming...

[Daz.]

out mothers bottom?

[Justin..]

its a haemorrhoid

[16v_paddy]

its a haemorrhoooooooooiiiiiiiiiid!

[Daz.]

oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooood!

[Justin..]

Later that day,

[16v_paddy]

PC Plod came

[Justin..]

to find his

[mozzarooni]

tasty looking thing

[Justin..]

eaten by his

[16v_paddy]

gay alsatian. Afterwards

[Justin..]

he decided that

[16v_paddy]

anal sex was

[Justin..]

enough fullfilment to

[16v_paddy]

to stop shagging

[Justin..]

his big black

[richy]

brother up the

[Justin..]

left hand nostrill.

[richy]

and place it

[Daz.]

on dads foreskin

[Justin..]

:shock:




which had contracted

[16v_paddy]

bad AIDS and

[Justin..]

required that he

[Daz.]

a thirst for

[16v_paddy]

a wire brush

[Justin..]

and tootpaste. He

[16v_paddy]

and the alsatian

[Justin..]

walzted until dawn

[queegan]

Lickin his crutch

[Daz.]

plated tooth pick

[16v_paddy]

. Old thread revival

[LEIGH-ANNE]

to which leighanne