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Zollo
20-06-2005, 14:11
I have a fly taunting me.

**** OFF fly.

Any quick suggestions to rid my flat of this little shit? :evil:

Swervin_Mervin
20-06-2005, 14:17
Hoover.

Flyspray

Hairspray (sticks the wongs together)

Wait 'til it lands on a window and clingfilm it to the window until it dies from oxygen starvation

Magazine/Paper - good old fashioned splat technique.

Lighter and a can of deodorant. :twisted:

Zollo
20-06-2005, 14:24
Forgot to say, this is a super bionic fly that seems able to evade all attacks with the magazine. I'm on my last legs chasing this fiend! :?

Love the cling film trick :lol: . Don't think I could get there in time though. Hair spray seems like a good idea....

Zollo
20-06-2005, 14:38
Ha. This fly has flown his last flight in this flat. Hair spray slowed him enough to be slayed with a mag. Cheers!

Swervin_Mervin
20-06-2005, 14:52
:twisted:

2 live
20-06-2005, 15:17
i use wd40 and a lighter.......or any pressurised canister thats flammable lol.......

Winston
20-06-2005, 15:19
chop sticks 8)

KingStromba
20-06-2005, 15:31
Flys can 1/4 mile in 12 secs, unless its hot in which case its 14.2

FlamingMonkey
20-06-2005, 15:37
Willy wheels have a silver lip unless there Terrys, his are All Gold, bit like 200 from the pics I've seen :wink:

Zollo
20-06-2005, 15:38
Another fly has appeared. Given myself a head ache with the hair spray now and I don't think the girlfriend will be to impressed with the wastage.

Will just close the window I think...