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I have a fly taunting me.
**** OFF fly.
Any quick suggestions to rid my flat of this little shit? :evil:
Swervin_Mervin
20-06-2005, 14:17
Hoover.
Flyspray
Hairspray (sticks the wongs together)
Wait 'til it lands on a window and clingfilm it to the window until it dies from oxygen starvation
Magazine/Paper - good old fashioned splat technique.
Lighter and a can of deodorant. :twisted:
Forgot to say, this is a super bionic fly that seems able to evade all attacks with the magazine. I'm on my last legs chasing this fiend! :?
Love the cling film trick :lol: . Don't think I could get there in time though. Hair spray seems like a good idea....
Ha. This fly has flown his last flight in this flat. Hair spray slowed him enough to be slayed with a mag. Cheers!
Swervin_Mervin
20-06-2005, 14:52
:twisted:
i use wd40 and a lighter.......or any pressurised canister thats flammable lol.......
KingStromba
20-06-2005, 15:31
Flys can 1/4 mile in 12 secs, unless its hot in which case its 14.2
FlamingMonkey
20-06-2005, 15:37
Willy wheels have a silver lip unless there Terrys, his are All Gold, bit like 200 from the pics I've seen :wink:
Another fly has appeared. Given myself a head ache with the hair spray now and I don't think the girlfriend will be to impressed with the wastage.
Will just close the window I think...
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