View Full Version : ruff as ****!!!
the beer monkey got me last night big time! he robbed all my money! shat in me mouth and ruffled my hair! god i feel awful! bloody stella is a powerful drink! :0x
oh and also forgot to say! my mum woke me up at 4am in the morning asleep on the kitchen floor!
ROFLMAO sounds like you had a stonker of a night!
ok i will be honest now! i got awoke at 4AM in the kitchen by my mother and i had chicken bones everywhere! trying to eat KFC at 3AM in the morning whilst very inebriated is not wise!
if i got that pissed i wouldnt be up or on a computer by 10:45, im suprised u can even see the keys lol. although KFC is better than a Kebab at 3am, at least a stewing Kebab "in the house somewhere" will never be as bad as a half-eaten Kebab smelling like feat.
it is odd mate! think the reason im awake this early is because A. ive been getting up early for work thus making my body clock think that its a working day and B. its too fookin hot to lie in bed in this weather!
think i may go down the beach later and enjoy the sun! the jouys of living in a seaside town eh! 8)
oi dont want posts like these on here, u lower the tone :wink: (pisshead) :P
Know the feeling mate, I've only just recovered from Weds!!!
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