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Daz.
01-12-2007, 23:37
The worst for a while!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Renault-Clio-1-149-williams-replica-sport-modified_W0QQitemZ170175012833QQihZ007QQcategoryZ9 861QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

drsmith1979
01-12-2007, 23:50
haha pure comedy genius... i especially love the 'Jaylo' badge on the rear

Hulio
03-12-2007, 22:26
Maybe if he spent less money on tacky-gay-crap to add to his car then he could have afforded the finance repayments!

stevie_b
03-12-2007, 23:31
Are the comedy questions from you lot on here?!?!? :lol:

MAXIBOY
04-12-2007, 00:48
also if you buy the car cash and he doesn,t pay the finance it still belongs to the finance payments

well dodgy.. :shock:

kenny
04-12-2007, 01:55
also if you buy the car cash and he doesn,t pay the finance it still belongs to the finance payments

well dodgy.. :shock:

Spot on, finance co will still own it so wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole unless he paid off finance first. Actually wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole anyway, but that's not the point. :wink:

thelynx
04-12-2007, 02:25
well dodgy.. :shock:

got the num plate to match

Clio_GTT
04-12-2007, 03:24
also if you buy the car cash and he doesn,t pay the finance it still belongs to the finance payments

well dodgy.. :shock:

Spot on, finance co will still own it so wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole unless he paid off finance first. Actually wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole anyway, but that's not the point. :wink:

Myth, if it's got HPI and the new owner is unaware then the debt cannot be transfered over. My mate works for Paragon, debt collector !!

titcharoony
04-12-2007, 09:37
Could you tell me what shade of Williams Black the car is? Thanks. 03-Dec-07
A: hi sorry not sure on wot shade of black the car is i will try an find out and add it to the advert before it ends thanks

hahahahaha

stevie_b
04-12-2007, 13:49
Myth, if it's got HPI and the new owner is unaware then the debt cannot be transfered over. My mate works for Paragon, debt collector !!

You've got to be careful with that one - it's still safer to get a proper HPI check done. In the House of Lords Shogun Finance vs Hudson case Section 27 of the '64 Hire Purchase Act has been found NOT to apply since the car was not sold by the debtor. So if the chap selling you the car is not the person the HP company lent the money to then you can't claim section 27 protection as an 'innocent purchaser' and the HP company will still hold title against the car!

white16valver
04-12-2007, 14:23
That answer ^^^ is in the realms of extreme geekdom ;) but an excellent post nontheless! Cheers! :D

donsrno1
05-12-2007, 01:37
***COMPETITION***

The challenge is to see who can get the funniest question shown with a serious answer given by the seller!!

Winner gets the car ;)

****************

Caine
05-12-2007, 02:00
Are the comedy questions from you lot on here?!?!? :lol:

there from us lot on c16valver :) ask him some moree there quality!

kenny
05-12-2007, 02:39
The poor bloke has lost his job and has got to sell his pride & joy, I cant bring myself to ask if he has still got the other half of that Williams sticker or if that's a loose screw on the gear knob :lol: I want to, I really do, I just cant. :lol:

wavy
05-12-2007, 14:00
aww he aint putting my excellent questions uo lol

simonr85
05-12-2007, 14:19
how do you get the questions shown? i asked him which williams is it and if its a williams 1 then what number is the plaque,

i got the response:

its a williams 2 mate

wavy
05-12-2007, 15:07
^^^ haaha

wavy
05-12-2007, 15:13
my latest question


does it have the stitching in the seats ?
also what phase clio is it ?
i heard frank williams commissioned some black williams around 2001 or 2002 but they are very rare
could this be a hidden gem ?
what is your Reserve

simonr85
05-12-2007, 16:04
his reserve is £3500 ive already asked, i also asked him if he would just sell the decals as £3500 is bit too much for me when i already own 1 williams im just missing the bonnet sticker and dunlop stripes and nighthawk black rims :lol:

Caine
05-12-2007, 16:06
Q: Hello mate, just a couple more questions... 1. is that a loose screw on the gear knob? looks like it is hanging out? 2.are you sure the colour is nighthawk black, i just made a phone call to renault and they said its blackhawk not nighthawk...can you find out for me please? 3. also, is this car sponsered by halfrauds? 4. where can i get the williams stickers from? i want one for my escort. thanks 05-Dec-07


A: hi mate, the screw has been put in to tighten the gear knob cus it was loose the screw is not loose, the car is not sponsered by halfauds, am not sure where to get the stickers from as they were alredy on the car when i got it, am not sure the exact shade i was told by someone on ebay that it would be nighthawk black because thats the only shade they do, i will pop over to the renault garage so i can get the exact shade and code. thanks

mwhahahaha :lol: :twisted:

Caine
05-12-2007, 16:10
DAMN EDIT!!!

how much of an idiot is he going to sound if he goes to renault,

Clio man: excuse me mate, i was just wondering...what shade of williams black is my car?

renault garage : you what :shock: :roll:

wavy
05-12-2007, 16:19
gutted he aint showing any of mine
lol i was hoping he would go for this bit and ask at renault

i heard frank williams commissioned some black williams around 2001 or 2002 but they are very rare
could this be a hidden gem ?

can just see him now asking :)
brun keep an eye out for him lol

Daz.
05-12-2007, 16:23
Thinking of buying this if they write the willy offf - what do you think? :D

ae
05-12-2007, 16:58
Its had 1800 plus views!!! Poor Guy. Obviously not very smart.

Andrew

gaj16v
05-12-2007, 17:22
i was the one who told him it was nighthawk black, are some of you trying to say that i'm wrong aswell??? :lol:

gaj16v
05-12-2007, 17:23
i was the one who told him it was nighthawk black, are some of you trying to say that i'm wrong aswell??? :lol:

bill.
05-12-2007, 18:13
ha ha.......****ing pissed my self at the questions and answers. thats just quality

poor fooker! :lol:

Daz.
05-12-2007, 18:49
He deserves it!

Surely he would have put clio williams in on eBay to see what they could be going for - you'd think he MIGHT have noticed :lol:

drsmith1979
05-12-2007, 19:03
think its time to call the dogs off, bit harsh to keep taking the piss imo... i know its all in jest, but the guys obviously not the sharpest tool in the box and he seems to be genuine in his answers and isnt getting aggressive or smart ass......

bullying isnt big and it isnt clever! 8)

Daz.
05-12-2007, 19:59
:oops: We have been told! :oops:

white16valver
05-12-2007, 20:02
think its time to call the dogs off, bit harsh to keep taking the piss imo... i know its all in jest, but the guys obviously not the sharpest tool in the box and he seems to be genuine in his answers and isnt getting aggressive or smart ass......

bullying isnt big and it isnt clever! 8)
yeah, I thought that - seems like a good bloke, just not that well informed! lol

wavy
06-12-2007, 00:09
Q: can the stickers be removed? im looking for a more stealth sleeper look and this could be it if i win also can you confirm that the gear KNOB is safe it looks wobbly 05-Dec-07
A: hi, yes the stickers can b removed, i cud have some one take them off for you if you wish but not sure how much it wud cost unless you no someone who can take them off. and yes i can confirm that the gear knob is safe an i have never had any problems with it. thanks

yey still taking questions lol he had to print 1 of mine :D

FATBOY
06-12-2007, 20:50
who asked him these questions???

: Hi again, any news on which shade of Williams black the car is? I have a pot of Williams 3 paint left over from my last car. I don't want to waste the paint so I want a car to match. I get through quite a lot of paint as I tend to bump into things a lot. My brother says I'm as blind as a bat LOL. I would hit him, but my depth perception is poor, so I'd probably miss. Also how sturdy is the rear wing. I guess it must be strong with all the downforce and all, but could it take the weight of a small child? Thanks.


Q: Hello mate, i was just wondering, does the handbrake work well? i live on a hill. 03-Dec-07
A: hi mate, i live on a hill aswell the handbrake works very well, thanks



comical genius's!!!!!! :lol:

AndyFielder
06-12-2007, 21:07
lol
who posted about the teabag filter?!

wavy
06-12-2007, 23:20
also I'd fit a K&N T-B4G filter

haha genius lol

wavy
07-12-2007, 00:54
inspired by ebay :D
http://www.williamsclio.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?p=283101#283101

Daz.
07-12-2007, 09:12
OMG - I don't believe he thinks this is genuine anymore - surely not!

He's the politest dumbass I know if its true and I feel a little ashamed of posting this now too :lol:

Clio-Girl
07-12-2007, 11:26
those questions are quality its kept me amused at work but he obviously isnt the brightest light on the xmas tree!!!

drsmith1979
07-12-2007, 19:58
I sent him an email... not reporting any of you! lol, just to say good luck with the sale and i think hes doing a great job with the questions considering some of them are very difficult to answer, it would be easy to get pissed off and reply in kind, he sent me this...

'hi, you havnt seen half the questions i have answerd, some are just wierd and stupid! lol, and some are really hard 2 answer, but i try my best as i really want to sell the car. i have even had people asking if the chrome window wipers give the car more bhp lol..... thanks'

I like a bit of fun at someone else expense as much as the next guy, but i think some people on ebay have taken it a bit far, not saying its people on here, but for him to remain polite and keep his dignity when its so obvious people are taking the piss out of him speaks volumes imo. It is actually quite shameful what some people have tried to do, irrespective of whether you feel he has brought it upon himself.

If he was indeed a real Chav with no respect and hailed abuse at anyone who suggested something may be wrong with his pride and joy, then maybe that would be different. But its obvious he is a genuine nice guy, i think we should support him and put the full force of Williamsclio behind his pledge to sell!.....

wavy
07-12-2007, 21:31
was more than just WC lol
once i made press i pulled out lol
he had been shafted enough haha

FATBOY
07-12-2007, 22:20
dont forget he might be going along with all the silly questions too tho???

wavy
07-12-2007, 22:42
Thinking of buying this if they write the willy offf - what do you think? :D

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