Another joke

[Andyvalver]

:)

Two brothers, a seven-year-old and a four-year-old, are upstairs in
their bedroom one morning. "

You know what?", says the seven-year-old. "I think it's about time we
started swearing."

The four-year-old nods his head in approval, so the seven-year-old
continues. "

When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you
swear after me, okay?"

"Okay, okay," the four-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

So they go downstairs and their mother walks into the kitchen and asks
the seven-year-old what he wants for breakfast.

"Oh s**t Mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops".

THWACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.

The mother turns to the four-year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And
what
do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," the four-year-old blubbers, "but it won't be f*****g
Coco Pops"

:D

[summeh]

lmao