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    FLY

    I have a fly taunting me.

    **** OFF fly.

    Any quick suggestions to rid my flat of this little shit?

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    Hoover.

    Flyspray

    Hairspray (sticks the wongs together)

    Wait 'til it lands on a window and clingfilm it to the window until it dies from oxygen starvation

    Magazine/Paper - good old fashioned splat technique.

    Lighter and a can of deodorant.

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    Forgot to say, this is a super bionic fly that seems able to evade all attacks with the magazine. I'm on my last legs chasing this fiend!

    Love the cling film trick . Don't think I could get there in time though. Hair spray seems like a good idea....

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    Ha. This fly has flown his last flight in this flat. Hair spray slowed him enough to be slayed with a mag. Cheers!

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    i use wd40 and a lighter.......or any pressurised canister thats flammable lol.......

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    chop sticks

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    Flys can 1/4 mile in 12 secs, unless its hot in which case its 14.2

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    Willy wheels have a silver lip unless there Terrys, his are All Gold, bit like 200 from the pics I've seen

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    Another fly has appeared. Given myself a head ache with the hair spray now and I don't think the girlfriend will be to impressed with the wastage.

    Will just close the window I think...


 

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