Just sprung a leak from a loo pipe! Had a massive jet a water, with huge - and I mean very, very large - amounts of pressure. Light bulbs blew, paint is pealing off walls, flat below has a leaking ceiling, and we've just got rid of about an inch of standing water.

Had to hold it off with my hand until the emergency plumber came around. Have a bruised hand and sore arm now .

Never seen so much water in a building before. Was like a fire hydrant going off. And it comes a week after we had 2 lumps of earth through our windows and copious amounts of mud and glass to clean up, courtesy of some little social-housing shits.

Aint life a bitch