why its good to be a man!

[richy]

1. We keep our last name.

2. The garage is all ours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

5. We can be president.

6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.

8. The world is our urinal.

9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

10. Same work, more pay.

11. Wrinkles add character.

12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.

14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

16. One mood, ALL the time.

17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

18. We know stuff about tanks.

19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

20. We can open all our own jars.

21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

24. Everything on our face stays its original color.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

27. We almost never have strap problems in public.

28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

30. We don't have to shave below our neck.

31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.

32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.

34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

[bass_direct]

some good ones there

[Gav]

We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes

haha knowsit

what do every year :D

[dannyboy]

number 16- quality! damn my misses is one moody MOFO

[Purple]

Never have to worry whether toilet seat is clean when we pee

[Clio b]

u blokes have it sooo bloody easy! :D

[Kelly]

I still prefer being female, so many more real benefits

[kj16v]

^multiple orgasms - er that's about it?! Oh and not wanting to fall asleep afterwards.

[Kelly]

Sex whenever we like
Get our own way 99.9% of the time

Just 2 i can post before i get moaned at off the boss for skiving again LOL

Shall post more later! :P

[Clio b]

i'd say multiple orgasms has to be the best benefit of all! :D