The 7 Dwarfs

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican to see the Pope.
When they get there they say to Dopey "go on... ask him, ask him..."

So Dopey goes up to the Pope and says: "Excuse me, do you know if there are any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?"
The Pope looks at Dopey and replies that there are none,

so Dopey returns to the other six dwarves.
His friends start to poke him saying "Go on ask him, ask him!!!",

So once again Dopey goes up to the Pope and asks:
"OK, so are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?"
The Pope replies that he is unsure and so he gets on the phone and rings around asking his cardinals,
but returns shaking his head,

so Dopey goes back to the other six.
But when he gets to them they start heckling again saying "Go on ask him, ask him!"

So Dopey goes back to the Pope and asks:
"OK, look, are there any dwarf nuns in the world!"
Once again the Pope has no idea so he starts ringing around again.
A while later he returns and tells Dopey that there are no dwarf nuns in the world.

Dopey's mates crack up chanting...
"Dopey ****ed a penguin! Dopey ****ed a penguin!..."