Good joke (when are my jokes bad?)

[fasterthanjesus]

A man goes into a bar with an ostrich and a cat.

The bar tender says, "What would you like Sir?"

The man says, "I'll have a pint of beer." He looks at the ostrich

and says, "What will you have?"

"I'll have a pint of beer" says the ostrich.

He looks at the cat, "What will you have?"

"Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying."

"That will be $12.65" says the bartender. So the man reaches into

his pocket and pulls out exactly $12.65.

The next day after work the man goes into the same bar. "What'll it

be today?" says the bartender.

"Double whisky on the rocks" says the man.

He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?"

"I'll join him in a double whisky" says the ostrich.

He looks at the cat, "What will you have?"

"Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying" says the cat.

"That will be $21.95" says the bartender. So the man reaches into

his pocket and pulls out exactly $21.95. The next day after work the man

goes into the same bar. "Excuse me" the bartender says, "I was just

wondering why, no matter what the price, you always have the exact

change in your pocket?"

"Well" says the man, "when my grandmother died she left me

everything in her house and inside there was a lamp. So I rubbed it and

out popped a genie. It granted me three wishes. So I asked that every

time I wanted to buy something I would have the exact change in my

pocket".

"That's brilliant" says the bartender. "You'll never ever run out of

money".

What else did you ask for?"

"A bird with long legs and a tight pússy"

[Andyvalver]

Not bad that

[Gav]

lol...not a bad wish that tho, always have the right amount of money in ur pocket.....

[Martin]

sooo old

[Djw dave]

lol