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    'blondes'

    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde
    jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show
    her husband that blondes really are smart.

    While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a
    couple of rooms in the house.
    The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to
    the
    task at hand.

    Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
    He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a
    pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket
    at the same time.

    He goes over and asks her if she is ok.

    She replies yes.

    He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
    that
    not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the
    house.

    He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.

    She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
    said....



    You'll love this


















    FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS



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    PMSL blondes

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    brill :D

    gotta send that to the mrs :D

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    Pmsl

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    Oi wats wrong with blondes. I'll ban your arses.

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    *edits previous post

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    Oi wats wrong with blondes. I'll ban your arses.
    there stupid n ugly




















    i'll have to buy him a couple of beers now at FCS but it was worth it :D

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    Damn right you will jr!!!!!!

    Just remember your sleeping in with me and Paul. Anything can happen when your sleeping

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    lol....i'll make sure ur asleep b4 iam

    plus i will be in the room next door with some hot swedish blondes [TWINS]

    you CANT TOUCH THIS :D



    HAMMER TIME :D

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