Latest scams. please take note.

[northy]

Latest scams coming out of UK....be warned..


SCAM1
I got forwarded this by a friend. Normally I hate these hoax e-mail warnings, but this one is for real. Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your genitals, DO NOT show him your genitals. This is a scam; he only wants to see your genitals. I wish I'd got this e-mail yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap


SCAM2
I am writing to warn you of something that happened to me, as I am the victim of the latest scam at ASDA while shopping. This happened at Asda, and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works.

Two good looking women come to your car as you are placing your shopping in your car. One starts by wiping your windscreen while the other comes round to you saying "Hi", while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. Then they beg you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and ask them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, and Saturday but the store closes at 4.00 pm on Sunday and I couldn't find them. Don't make the same mistake as me, BE CAREFUL!

[stew]

LOL

[Scott-16v!]

Pmsl

[Gav]

i needed a laugh :D

Nice one mate - lol

[Martin]

lol

[Ginger]

Quality

[J o n]

only thing Northy omitted was that they were in fact he-she's

[Mattie]

^^^^

[northy]

sorry but i didnt mention your mum did i jesus ???

[Gav]

lol