got done today outside of doctors.
i was only 20 mins, but when i came out he was lurking next to my courtesy car (p reg clio oasis !!!!!!)
i thought he was a copper at first, because i saw a helmet, then i realised he was a traffic warden on a moped.
i took the ticket off the window, and let fly with some f's and c's. i then said "did you have a good xmas, or are you simply too fat for that moped mate".