Joke of the day ...

[Kelly]

A Somalian arrives in Leicester as a new immigrant to the United
Kingdom. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says, Thank you Mr Englishman for letting me in this country!" But the
passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani". The man goes on and
encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in Britain!" The person says "I no Blitish. I flom Hong
Kong" The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!"
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not
British!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, quite suspiciously, "Are
you a British citizen?" She says, "No, I am from Rumania!" So he is
puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the British?" The Rumanian lady
looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...
"Probably at work."

[2 live]

lmao...thats not a joke......that shit happens for real lol

[Scott-16v!]

^lol