Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

So this bear walks into a bar.


The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer."


Bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?"