Rush hour traffic, big long lane of cars and lorries waiting at some lights. Middle lane is free so I scoot down it. After the lights is a turning I can take on a tight bend and then the road filters from 2 lanes into one.

So, sat at lights, blue Lard Rover in inside lane. Lights go green, I give it a little welly and enter the bend. Most cars would be left standing at this point but matey in 4x4 wants to be funny about it and tries to match my pace on the wet tight bend. I get to a stage where I am thinking: 'shit, hes not giving me much room', so as I am ahead I give it some beans and leave him behind. I check rear view mirror and he/she has actually lost control and has entered a half spin. Bare in mind this is rush hour and traffic is everywhere, though in front of me it is clear for some way. I think: what a loser, 4x4 in wet pwned by old clio with shit tyres on lol.

Anyway, we drive on for another few miles, really slow in usual crappy traffic. We go through another dual carriageway section, inside lane for buses in the morning. We filter into a wide single lane, me stuck behind a lorry that decided to use the bus lane illegally and undertake me.

Land Rover driver decides to drive up very fast alongside my inside and push me into the oncoming traffic on the other side of the road. I glance over and see they are about an inch from my wing mirror, pushing me outwards. The cars behind have backed right off possibly because they can see a potential accident coming.

I back off and let them go as I don't want a traffic incident. They then take the next left turning...so they just made that dangerous manoeuvre for nothing!

Couple of nights ago some chav almost rear ends me trying to get me to race them along a residential road.

One problem with the Williams is the assholes it attracts on the road!