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    Girlfriends....who'd have them!!

    Saturday night the girlfriend goes out on the town in cheltenham, i drop her off and am told to pick her up bout 2ish unless i hear different....half eleven i get a text 'pick me up in an hour' so being a kind attentive soul i set off..and arrive to a totally comatose girlfriend being laughed at by her friends. i get her in the car and off we go home....5minutes later...'i'm gunna be sick..' 'get your head out that bloody window!' i cry. out her head goes and i get a great view in my wing mirror of my girl spewing down the side of my gleaming monaco 172! now im not talking a little sick im talking big chunky bastard bits all down the passenger side!

    get her home....skip 8 hours....

    shes very embaressed in the morning and tells me shes gunna clean the car for me. so off she trots to clean it. 5 minutes later i go out with the recycling.....NOWS THE TIME TO STOP READING IF YOUR OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION......i come outside to find my girlfriend cleaning the car with a bucket of water and a sponge...with a scourer on it... i wont tell you what i said it would make you blush, but to be fair i was quite upset. i havent bought myself round to photographing it yet but i will post up when i do....

    Its off for a professional buffing at my girlfriends expense. Bless her little cotton socks.

    Now i know shes been stupid but i dont want anyone saying anything outrageous about my girlfriend ok?!?! it was a genuine mistake. just thought i'd share my woes lol.

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    lol :D


    ohh and pics asap

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    I feel for you....although im pretty glad it wasnt a mk1


    I will send hugs anyway x

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    i'll take her off ya hands if you lookin for a quick sale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slam
    i'll take her off ya hands if you lookin for a quick sale.
    Oh dear - obviously never met good old thrax to say such a thing to him

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    Quote Originally Posted by LEIGH-ANNE

    I feel for you....although im pretty glad it wasnt a mk1
    Same here :P

    I think being allowed to sleep with all her fit mates for the next 3 months is about a quarter of the way there to forgiveness imho

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    Oh dear - obviously never met good old thrax to say such a thing to him Wink
    no fear :D

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    Pics of GF ...


    Oh wait this isn't CS





    I'm feeling a falcon punch to the ovaries? I'd now be single if I were you. She'd have got a size 12 up the chuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin..
    Pics of GF ...


    Oh wait this isn't CS

    We have the word clio as part of the url just like they do which is close enough for me, so post pics of GF sil vous plait :P

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    OMG.......................


 

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