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    you have to love the birmingham chav folk

    on my way home from work this evening.
    i take the usual route home.. through the city centre
    heading out of the centre you get taken onto a dual carriage way closely followed by a set of traffic lights as soon as you exit the island
    i pull up in my 205
    a sri vectra cd (red TI) pulls up next to me with two old school chavs in ! burberry hats the bleeding lot
    the vectra passenger window rolls down !
    i wind mine down
    the driver says "yo geeza wats wid all da roll bars"
    not sure what to reply to this i said "safety...... i guess" shrugging my shoulders
    he swiftly replies with "yeah but its a sh*tty old french car"
    that was it then.. i was GOING to make this guy feel as stupid as humanly possible for coming out with that remark..
    determined to defend all us lovers of retro french cars, i respond with " we shall see"
    as the chavs rolls his window up he says " LETS HAVE IT THEN" as he chuckles to his friend who looked alot like devvo from fatpie
    the lights turn green ITS ON
    as i expected.. he completely cains the living daylights out of his car off the lights.
    i casually roll off the line (even then keeping up with him)
    i casually stroll up beside him roll my window down.. the passenger of his car rolls his down
    i say "im only half throttle mate.. is that all you can do" (really rubbing it in at this point)
    i hoof the beast.. leave the kid for dead
    i slow down (let him catch up)
    look right.. and smile at him
    started getting a bit childish giving him the LOSER sign (my car brings out the child in me sometimes)
    hoof it again.. up to a speed i wont mention, slight left hander take it without a hover of the brake
    island coming up.. nothing coming.. little throw left.. then right again then left once more to come off the exit.. (polybushes, 306 bilsteins, 1.5 of neg camber, lowered and 285 mm gti180 discs and callipers make the 205 handle epicly!)
    i look in my mirror and the vectra is no where to be seen..
    i chuckled to myself "rubbing the dashboard of my car.. so proud of her"
    just wish something a bit more of a challenge would have a play with me :(
    its all fun and games anhialating (sp?) things like that
    but its nice to have a play with something thats going to remotely close
    VICTORY!

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    scratch one asshole nice

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    He obviously wasn't trying :P vectra is the fastest car in the world

    Seriously though, vectraman syndrome is a terrible terrible affliction, we shouldn't mock the poor spastics that have it. My very own father had this disease, it was sooo sad as he has had some seriously fast cars in the past & all this went to waste when he had his vectra.

    Happily he got rid of it and is now cured :D

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    well hopefully i cured him by making him look a complete tit infront of all the 4 o clock traffic going through birmingham at the time.. not to mention his friend !
    theres hundreds of bell ends round here unfortunately.. i had some guy threaten to knock me out because i beat his st fiesta ! i just laughed replying with "thats a bit drastic isn't it "

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    hahaa ,you have done well there mate .
    unfortunately they will not learn , the cure is to terminate them :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by schakal
    hahaa ,you have done well there mate .
    unfortunately they will not learn , the cure is to terminate them :D
    a bumper mounted RPG is on my "modifications to do" list

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    There are some total tits out there lol!
    Nice work.

    Once when I had my scooby, was headed through town, not quickly in a way in which I would consider quick, but maybe quick compared to shitpile normal cars.

    Bike comes along at the lights, I drive away normally, he thinks I am racing him lol, give me the bird and shaking his fist for no reason...

    ...just because bikers think they are more astute road users...some of them are just twats like your Vectra man!

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    MM..... must buy a vectra an see what its like being a complete pleb!!!

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    what a great story lolololol

    i miss my 205

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    Whooo 1 point to us!

    Good work lad! :D


 

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