Yeah. Also tried sometime ago in English.
Will babelfish something in Japanese again.
Just did it.
"こんにちは、 私はClio Williams(1995) を運転する。私はイギリスのClio ウィリアムスクラブのメンバーである。訪問のために来なさい。URL はhttp://www.williamsclio.co.uk である ありがとう。"
Which translated back as:
"Today, as for me Clio Williams (1995) it drives. I am the member of the English Clio Williams club. Do to come for visiting. As for URL http: It is //www.williamsclio.co.uk, thank you."
Oh dear.