'We wouldnt fit carpet like that in a student bedsit'
'The cheapness of this thing beggers beleif'
'The drive train feels like its been taken from a tunnel boring machine'
'The steering wheel is far too large and you cant get your feet on the pedals if they are larger than size 9'
'Still this isnt the end of the world because the car will almost certainly fall apart before it makes you deaf and mad'
'Then theres the boot lid, which i think they did make out of tracing paper'
'In the front you think there are strips of aluminum that are as well made a Zurich airport......but it isnt.....its plastic'
'You get the impression this really isnt a quality product'
'Badly made, noisey, unformfortable, ungainly and cheap'
All this then its gets beaten round a track by a bread van.