joke

[fasterthanjesus]

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a ukranian woman bumps into the chelsea team and asks john terry for his autograph, he says yes, and she drops her left tit - he autographs it.

she then sees drogba, and asks the same, he says yes and she drops her right tit, and he pops his signature on that.

then she sees the special one, and asks for his autograph. he gets out his pen and she lifts her skirt and drops her knickers.

he refuses to sign. he says "the last time i signed a ukranian cnut, it cost me 30 million".

[MattyH16valver]

Brilliant!