bad joke

[fasterthanjesus]

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there, he
takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.

Noticing his erection, the woman comes over to him and says, "Did you
call for me?"
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you
get an erection it implies that you called for me." Smiling, she leads him
to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him
to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
sauna and, as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes, a huge, hairy man
lumbers out of the steam room towards him.
"Did you call for me?" asks the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man. "It's a rule here that if you
fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him
around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by
the smiling, naked receptionist.
"May I help you?" she says.
The man sputters, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee!"
"But sir, you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't even had
the chance to see all our facilities."
He replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection
once a month, but I fart 15 times a day...I'm outta here!!"

[wavy]

haha u are right its bad

[big hp]

Old but good.