kendo
30-03-2006, 19:08
What's the difference between Danny Baker and Jill Dando?
A. Danny Baker survived the doorstep challenge.
Q. Why wasn't Jill Dando known as a big drinker?
A. Because one shot went straight to her head.
Q. What goes in and out when the doorbell rings?
A. Nick Ross's arsehole.
Q. Why are Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer upset?
A. Because they heard that Jill Dando had been selected for Shooting
Stars.
Q. Why did Nick Ross resign from BBC Crimewatch UK?
A. Because he needs the job like he needs a hole in the head.
Q. What's the difference between a Dando and a Dodo?
A. One's a dead bird that spent all its life on tropical islands, the
other's extinct.
Q. What's the similarity between Jill Dando's assassin and a Jehova's
witness?
A. They both do your head in on the doorstep.
Q. The Police have recieved a call form someone claiming to be
responsible for killing Jill Dando.
A. Apparently it was a militant holiday group called combat 18-30.
Q. What have Jill Dando and George Best got in common?
A. They both finished their careers at Fulham.
A. Danny Baker survived the doorstep challenge.
Q. Why wasn't Jill Dando known as a big drinker?
A. Because one shot went straight to her head.
Q. What goes in and out when the doorbell rings?
A. Nick Ross's arsehole.
Q. Why are Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer upset?
A. Because they heard that Jill Dando had been selected for Shooting
Stars.
Q. Why did Nick Ross resign from BBC Crimewatch UK?
A. Because he needs the job like he needs a hole in the head.
Q. What's the difference between a Dando and a Dodo?
A. One's a dead bird that spent all its life on tropical islands, the
other's extinct.
Q. What's the similarity between Jill Dando's assassin and a Jehova's
witness?
A. They both do your head in on the doorstep.
Q. The Police have recieved a call form someone claiming to be
responsible for killing Jill Dando.
A. Apparently it was a militant holiday group called combat 18-30.
Q. What have Jill Dando and George Best got in common?
A. They both finished their careers at Fulham.