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matt uk
22-03-2006, 16:43
**** me!



look at this beast

body type! average!!!!!!! LMAO
****in severely obese if you ask me

:o shes a proper porker!

http://www.faceparty.com/member_profile.asp?member_id=107991&member_name=kaylee_1&acstr=Z1DDC387

Lunner
22-03-2006, 16:46
fatty lol

What you doing on faceparty anyways lol

TriO`
22-03-2006, 17:14
hey give her a chance she might have a nice personality :roll:





















fook that! :lol:

Clio_GTT
22-03-2006, 17:22
hey give her a chance she might have a nice personality :roll:





















fook that! :lol:

yeah but its not like you **** her personality is it :lol:

Gav
22-03-2006, 18:27
then again, where exactly would u fook on her?!

the crease in her belly is prolly the same depth of her gash :shock:

Jamie.
22-03-2006, 18:33
i think that jibes about peoples weights are below the belt myself, from the ages of 13-15 i was 13 stone and severly bullied about my weight and over the summer hols one year (year 10/11 actaully) i lost 2 stone due to not eating properly. i went on to lose more weight and at one stage i weighed 10 stone 2 pounds, at the time i was 6ft, i did this because i was bullied (i have subsequenly put all 3stone back on), prehaps you should leave the girl alone she aint done anything to u guys

Gav
22-03-2006, 19:12
not like we r saying it to her face J...she isnt ever going to come on here

lighten up mate...in the argument with f7p u went all relegious on us, and when ever were having a bit of fun these days you come along and piss on the banter

just a bit of fun

what the girl dont know wont hurt her :roll:

Jamie.
22-03-2006, 19:16
re argument with f7 i said "some ppl are getting involved when its nothing to do with them" and wtf u on about, im ruining other ppls fun? what are u going on about?

Andyvalver
22-03-2006, 19:19
Calm down now ladys :roll:

I agree, she is slightly chubby :wink: She looks about 15 though, is that why you like her matt? :wink:

Gav
22-03-2006, 19:20
re argument with f7 i said "some ppl are getting involved when its nothing to do with them" and wtf u on about, im ruining other ppls fun? what are u going on about?

cuz ur just always goin on mate
u never join in with the fun and banter ur always against it

Zollo
22-03-2006, 19:23
Matt, you have a lot to answer to! Now take yourself off to the Off Topic forum!

matt uk
22-03-2006, 20:45
i wouldnt have had a problem if she'd put she was fat

its just clear the girl thinks she's not... i mean "average" for ****s sake shes a beast!

matt uk
22-03-2006, 20:46
oh and andy all the 15 year old i've nobbed i've had permission from the parents 8)

big hp
22-03-2006, 20:48
PMSL

written note from there mum normally suffices.

Gav
22-03-2006, 21:51
i wouldnt have had a problem if she'd put she was fat

its just clear the girl thinks she's not... i mean "average" for f**ks sake shes a beast!

pmsl

steveos_16valver
25-03-2006, 14:51
matt u must be pedo or just like talking to little ****ing idiot going on there isnt it full of 15 year olds ????


:) lol

see not nice to have the piss taken out of ya [-X
1 reason i agree with jamie
but i also agree with gav and she never gona see this ,,..but there may be other larger people on here matt that do take offence of being called fat so tbo imo you shouldnt post shit like this keep it to cars or shit like that not taking the piss out of fat people mate and we can all get along and be lovers and friends :) :lol: :lol: :lol: :-#

matt uk
26-03-2006, 00:12
take it your fat then..... :roll:

MAXIBOY
26-03-2006, 21:49
take care now you need a written note from there mum witness by there lawyer no matter if there fifteen or a hundred and fifteen

steveos_16valver
26-03-2006, 23:33
take it your fat then..... :roll:

err no
this is me
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f255/stevenhes1/IMG_2970.jpg :!: :!: :!: :!:

im not at and im not skinny just average :!: :!: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Gav
26-03-2006, 23:55
*batman theme*

ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner CHAVMAN!! :D

:lol: only jokin kidda

but not really :wink:

Martin
27-03-2006, 00:19
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f255/stevenhes1/IMG_2970.jpg

The car thief's outfit was'nt the most subtle.....does that beanie pull down into a balaclava? :wink:

Coops
27-03-2006, 00:24
me senses a disturbance in the forum, to caption the piture must go this topic

matt uk
27-03-2006, 00:41
steveos good news mate, you know how you really respect her etc etc

i messaged the gorgeous girl this topic is about and showed her your photo! she's well up for it!

no need to thank me 8) , you've done well there bro she's a real catch :roll:

Mattie
27-03-2006, 01:25
i think that jibes about peoples weights are below the belt myself, from the ages of 13-15 i was 13 stone and severly bullied about my weight and over the summer hols one year (year 10/11 actaully) i lost 2 stone due to not eating properly. i went on to lose more weight and at one stage i weighed 10 stone 2 pounds, at the time i was 6ft, i did this because i was bullied (i have subsequenly put all 3stone back on), prehaps you should leave the girl alone she aint done anything to u guys

im 6ft 3 and weigh about 11stone last time i weighd myself....im a skinny cunt lol...cant seem 2 put any weight on though!



steevos....wheres ur left arm gone in that picture!? :?

Clio b
27-03-2006, 08:51
i agree she shudnt have put average but at the end of the day u can see her pics so wots the big deal....

as for ur search of faceparty...... :lol: :lol: :lol:

vts_saxo
27-03-2006, 11:07
Dont see the problem myself, she's a sexy girl :P

col

steveos_16valver
27-03-2006, 19:24
*batman theme*

ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner CHAVMAN!! :D

:lol: only jokin kidda

but not really :wink:

ever heard of the saying GO FUC.K YOUR SELF :)

honestly mate if you knew how cold it was @ thurxton mate you would have been like that it was ****ing freezing and was told not to wear jeans as could rip the seat or stain it wit the dye !!!

steveos_16valver
27-03-2006, 19:29
steveos good news mate, you know how you really respect her etc etc

i messaged the gorgeous girl this topic is about and showed her your photo! she's well up for it!

no need to thank me 8) , you've done well there bro she's a real catch :roll:

yea yea ok matt if you say so !
mate honestly do u not have any thing better to do with you life that take this piss out of people's miss fortunes
or try and tell some one to sell a dogey car with a blown head gasket ! dam what a mofo!!

NO 1's perfect (with the exception of clio babe :P lol)
i bet you have a small dick thats y you need to take the piss out of some 1 else !!!!

big hp
27-03-2006, 19:33
steveos good news mate, you know how you really respect her etc etc

i messaged the gorgeous girl this topic is about and showed her your photo! she's well up for it!

no need to thank me 8) , you've done well there bro she's a real catch :roll:

yea yea ok matt if you say so !
mate honestly do u not have any thing better to do with you life that take this piss out of people's miss fortunes
or try and tell some one to sell a dogey car with a blown head gasket ! dam what a mofo!!

NO 1's perfect (with the exception of clio babe :P lol)
i bet you have a small dick thats y you need to take the piss out of some 1 else !!!!


He has no need for a willie, hence why he sold it to Holl.



:wink:

steveos_16valver
27-03-2006, 19:38
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gav
27-03-2006, 20:30
lol :D

matt uk
28-03-2006, 16:02
just rub salt into the wound steveos

im meeting clio babe next week cause she thinks im really fit....... 8) :roll:

ouch...... how do you like them apples ?.....

Gav
28-03-2006, 16:08
:lol: burn!

so whats ur reason for meeting her then fella :wink:

Clio b
28-03-2006, 16:15
just rub salt into the wound steveos

im meeting clio babe next week cause she thinks im really fit....... 8) :roll:

ouch...... how do you like them apples ?.....

next week??? :o

matt uk
28-03-2006, 16:24
or is it 2 weeks???

:? lol

vts_saxo
28-03-2006, 16:27
Clio babe you shouldnt meet people of the web, just look at his posts he's bound to be a murdering mad man :lol:

matt uk
28-03-2006, 16:46
i'm sure with out phone conversations and text messages over the last couple of months she's knows how i'm

skeemin
cruel
witty
handsome
cocky
great body
up myelsf
arrogant
amusing
northern wanker.....

and she loves it 8)

vts_saxo
28-03-2006, 16:52
If you have spoken over the phone how does she know your handsome and have a great body??

One part is spot on though "northern w**ker..... " :lol: :lol:

Disclaimer the above comment is not ment to be taken seriously

matt uk
28-03-2006, 16:54
lol seen photos and stuff

;)


how this topic has changed for the better...

started off about some fat 15 year old beast and no its turned into this bloodbath!

:o

vts_saxo
28-03-2006, 16:57
Any good photos of cliobabe then :P , get them posted in the gallery.

Clio b
28-03-2006, 16:58
^^^^ oi :D

matt uk
28-03-2006, 17:10
lol yeah plenty

some very explicit ones too but i cant be handing them out :P

Kelly
28-03-2006, 17:20
I like how the blokes are more bitchy than the girlies on this site :o

Clio b
28-03-2006, 17:20
ha ha... matt u little liar

vts_saxo
28-03-2006, 17:22
I like how the blokes are more bitchy than the girlies on this site :o

Its constructive criticism :wink:

Kelly
28-03-2006, 17:23
:lol: then send her over the link to the page :wink:

I dare you!

vts_saxo
28-03-2006, 17:35
:lol: then send her over the link to the page :wink:

I dare you!

Not a clue what your talkin about :?: :?

Gav
28-03-2006, 17:43
:lol: then send her over the link to the page :wink:

I dare you!

Not a clue what your talkin about :?: :?

sarcasm mate
u said it is constructive, well not on this page it isnt so send her the link to the page where it is constructive :D

vts_saxo
28-03-2006, 17:45
:lol: then send her over the link to the page :wink:

I dare you!

Not a clue what your talkin about :?: :?

sarcasm mate
u said it is constructive, well not on this page it isnt so send her the link to the page where it is constructive :D

Well thats put me in my place :oops: :oops:

Gav
28-03-2006, 17:49
:wink:

steveos_16valver
28-03-2006, 18:55
just rub salt into the wound steveos

im meeting clio babe next week cause she thinks im really fit....... 8) :roll:

ouch...... how do you like them apples ?.....

mate those picture are not her in her atvar

think back to the start of this post :roll:
well thats her and you have been had SUCKER !!




















































sorry clio b :)

holl
28-03-2006, 19:17
she mite be a really nice person, dont be so mean!!!

Clio b
28-03-2006, 19:39
oi wot ya sayin steveos??

Gav
28-03-2006, 21:14
what he is saying clio b but may not be very apparant is:

"****, whats matt got that i havent!"

:lol:

Clio b
28-03-2006, 21:31
well matt.... i've only seen one pic of u... and u r startin to get a bit ur ur own a**e so maybe u shud stop boastin but meetin me ne way! i aint nothin special... and we aint even sorted out wen we're meetin yet.. so give up wiv all the bitchin!

Gav
28-03-2006, 21:40
bit old for her really aint u dude tbf :wink:

lol...but looks like u have gone and pissed on ur own chips mate :?

Scott-16v!
28-03-2006, 21:51
lol, to be fair matt had nothing to do with the last 10 posts :lol:

Gav
28-03-2006, 21:54
true
well either way i hope u both get ur end [and female end] away and have a GREEEEAAAAT TIME!! \:D/

steveos_16valver
28-03-2006, 22:41
oi wot ya sayin steveos??

nothing gorgeous i was only messing :)


owww matt now look what you have done



:lol: :lol: :lol: :!: :!:

matt uk
29-03-2006, 06:39
yes yes its all my fault.....

8)

steveos_16valver
29-03-2006, 07:17
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :!: :!: