richy
07-03-2006, 22:34
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?".
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a £50 note on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain; "Why on earth would an accountant get a £50 pound note tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two, once in a while I like to play with my money, three I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow £50 quid anytime you want."
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a £50 note on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain; "Why on earth would an accountant get a £50 pound note tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two, once in a while I like to play with my money, three I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow £50 quid anytime you want."