Gav
24-02-2006, 10:48
What Happens When You Get Two Blonde Genies?
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted
three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the next thing the guy knows,
he's in a bedroom in a mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.
He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and
the floor is covered in $100.00 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing
there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.They drag him outside
to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck
until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's
the two blonde genies.One blonde genie says to the other one "I can
understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to
make love to.I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted
three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the next thing the guy knows,
he's in a bedroom in a mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.
He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and
the floor is covered in $100.00 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing
there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.They drag him outside
to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck
until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's
the two blonde genies.One blonde genie says to the other one "I can
understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to
make love to.I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."