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KingStromba
19-03-2005, 16:57
1. 2Live changes gear fookin quick

2. Winstons car can jump bridges

3. The banana is quicker than an Audi

4. Bikers are mental

5. Cliosport stickers should not be on the side of Williams'

6. 2Lives car sounds mint but he swears too much


Cheer flaming Monkey, good vid

Craig
19-03-2005, 17:47
lol. is this video up for download?

northy
19-03-2005, 18:04
no just on dvd.


Heres a quick guide to talk like 2live

start every sentance with at least one swear word. Normally 'feking...'

Another fav word is 'its like.....'


heehee he is a good driver though.

Wait for N/W northys exhaust to come out on dvd.

KingStromba
19-03-2005, 18:06
Not forgetting to call everyone 'kid' or 'our kid'

northy
19-03-2005, 18:09
lol...i say that to our kid.

Martin
19-03-2005, 18:10
:D Theres some good stuff on there...

KingStromba
19-03-2005, 18:10
Martin, youre a nutter :D

northy
19-03-2005, 18:13
wait to u see dvd 2 :wink:

Craig
19-03-2005, 18:14
any chance of a copy of the vid? ill send whoever a blank dvd and some postage £££

:D

KingStromba
19-03-2005, 18:15
Ask flaming monkey he sent me mine, I dont have a dvd writer.

dannyt
19-03-2005, 19:36
where's this footage and how can i get hold of a copy, it sounds good!

Martin
19-03-2005, 19:56
I've got a copy for you Danny..it's not amazing footage but it's deffo worth a watch. I'll do you a swap for my oulton dvd.. :wink:

2 live
20-03-2005, 01:04
hehe.......i dont fukkin swear a lot u set o cunts hehe


some good footage on there tho....cheers stromba ..the noise is mainly the ind kit.....its in its winter guise at mo, but airbox will most prbs be back on for york lol

KingStromba
20-03-2005, 03:09
Yeah induction sound quality. And exhaust note is spot on, or is it just the bass on my speakers?


:D

2 live
20-03-2005, 03:10
lol.......i must admit....it does possess a certain amount of bass lol

KingStromba
20-03-2005, 03:14
Get to bed you :D

2 live
20-03-2005, 03:25
lol..im goin in a bit

Winston
20-03-2005, 12:50
1. 2Live changes gear fookin quick

2. Winstons car can jump bridges

3. The banana is quicker than an Audi

4. Bikers are mental

5. Cliosport stickers should not be on the side of Williams'

6. 2Lives car sounds mint but he swears too much

Cheer flaming Monkey, good vid


7. Gibbo loves 2lives feet :wink:

VIPERONE
20-03-2005, 14:27
Winston loves his indicators ;-)

KingStromba
20-03-2005, 14:36
PMSL was Gibbo the camera man?

VIPERONE
20-03-2005, 14:51
yes..lol.. apologies its difficult to keep a steady hand on red letter days :-)

KingStromba
20-03-2005, 14:53
You were ovulating?

VIPERONE
20-03-2005, 15:06
" thers muscles for show and muscles that work",
mine work..lloll

KingStromba
20-03-2005, 15:11
So you can pull 220 kgs from the floor to waist height 10 times? :D

VIPERONE
20-03-2005, 15:21
can u run 100 km in 12 hours?

VIPERONE
20-03-2005, 15:25
soz stromba i forgot how elite you are :-)
http://members.aon.at/snieder2/JT12.gif

big hp
20-03-2005, 15:30
So you can pull 220 kgs from the floor to waist height 10 times? :D

Can pull 190kg with 13st 5lb bodyweight. :shock:

KingStromba
20-03-2005, 16:51
can u run 100 km in 12 hours?

No, im not a runner, but im not making claims about my running ability. Im too heavy. But i bet i could cycle 100 km's quicker than you.

VIPERONE
20-03-2005, 18:24
press up contest?? and chin ups ??

KingStromba
20-03-2005, 19:15
Press ups and sit up are for girls. Being able to push 200 press ups isnt going to help you lift a burning van to get a baby from underneath it. Or lift heavy boxes. Or help build a functional spinal coloumn. Or help maintain metabolism in old age to prevent disease.

What im saying is:

Deadlifts are a functonal exercise replicating a movement the body was designed for.

Press ups serve no useful purpose except for a measure of a bunch of over trained gimps in leotards resembling Aushwitzs victims trying to out do each other in an aerobics competition. 'Ooo look at me i can do 2000 pressups and 3000 situps, but havnt worked out that neither exercise actually builds any mucsle yet.'



The ironic thing is that deadlifts exercise all the muscle used in the press up and sit up, both more effectively and efficiently with the added bonus of exercising every other muscle in the body at the same time. :roll:


And theybuild FUNCTIONAL muscle

KingStromba
20-03-2005, 19:18
And i can chip up my body weight (16 stone) with 45 kgs strapped to my waist, for ten FULL reps.

So yes i would smoke you. :D

VIPERONE
20-03-2005, 20:32
"Gunner Gibson issued the ammunition out to his troops, including lance corporal stromba, who was carrying the machine gun.

Gibson issued his orders and set off on the routine patrol of Baghdad...
Mile by mile Gibsons 8 man section, hauled them self through the arabian desert....halfway in to the 50 mile patrol, Winston, carrying the water keeled over and spilled it all into the sand...
Gibson shouted, right men, conserve the water in your bottles drink it sparringly....

another 25 miles had elapsed....Lance corporal Stromba shouts "Look!! its a fresh water lake!", already lagging behind he ran and dived in to the water.. but to his dismay he had observed a mirage...

Stromba you got to keep up,,, Gibson hollered....
suddenly a dozen Iraqi troops mounted an ambush....
"get that gun going stromba",...it was no good the enemy fire was to firece...
"tactical withdraw".. gibsons men started to run, Strombas, huge frame was disappearing into the distance as Gibsons section pulled away....
"come on keep up ", but Stromba could take no more he fell in to the desert sand clutching a thosands grains....His lungs could not engine the huge frame anymore...like paula yates he had given up the will to run....this was a fatal mistake...

*bang*
Gibsons men were laid up on a sand dune...... Gibson with his eagle eyes was scanning through his binoculars when he spotted 5 iraqis dragging Stromba across the desert .
Nothing could be done to save Stromba from impending doom....

KingStromba
20-03-2005, 20:43
......later that year in the Victoria Cross ceremony, the newly promoted Major Stromba proudly stood with his Victoria Cross on his chest. The flashes from the press cameras blinded the huge warrior as he stood proudly amongst the militarys top brass.

'Major Stromba' Called out a reporter who trusted a microphone into the good loking face of Stromba

'Can you tell the public how you managed to escape your captors and single handedly save the lives rest of your men after they had left you for dead and ran away like cowards...'

Stromba thought for a moment before he started on the details of his heoism. As he talked modestly, the General to his side signalled to the waiter to bring refreshments. The waitor approached nervously with two glasses of champagne. As he approached the gaggle of reporters stromba looked across and recognised the face of the Gunner Gibson, in his new demoted role in the catering corps.

'And get me some water please Gibson' Stromba commanded

'Yes sir' replied the private

'And try not to spill it this time Gibson' Stromba quipped as the room errupted in laughter aimed at Gibson.

VIPERONE
20-03-2005, 20:45
Gibson, red faced left in to the rear of his kitchen. After half an hour Gibson decided to confront Stromba..." im sorry Sir ", there was nothing i could do...I had to withdraw...
Stromba threw his glass of water in Gibsons face and Manoeuvred his wheel chair too hastily and went crashing down the stairs,.. The room went silent... Gibson calmly walked down the stairs..looked stromba in the eye , and lifted him back in his carriage,,..

KingStromba
20-03-2005, 20:58
The General ran down the stairs and grabbed Gibson. Stromba could sense his rage.

'Because of this man you are alive Gibson. And look at him now in a wheel chair, thankfully only temporarily. Take a look at yourself. If it wasnt for his herosim, you might have lost both of your arms and both of your testicles. Now appologise and get your things, your suspended'.....