Mattie
07-02-2006, 13:35
got these out the express and star news paper last night...
1.
The car was parked wen a reindear fell on2 the bonnet
2.
i was driving round a bend wen the door came open and a frozen kebab acidently flew out and hit a car passin the oposite way
3.
a frozen squirle fell out of a tree crashing through my window on2 the pasanger seat
4.
a heard of cows licked my car causing damage 2 my paintwork
5.
a frozen zebra colided with my car while at a safari park
6.
while i was sitting at a set of lights a wasp went down my trouser leg causing my leg 2 press the excelerator bumping into the car in front
7.
i could not brake because a potatoe was lodged behind the brake
8.
a cow jumped on my quad bike
1.
The car was parked wen a reindear fell on2 the bonnet
2.
i was driving round a bend wen the door came open and a frozen kebab acidently flew out and hit a car passin the oposite way
3.
a frozen squirle fell out of a tree crashing through my window on2 the pasanger seat
4.
a heard of cows licked my car causing damage 2 my paintwork
5.
a frozen zebra colided with my car while at a safari park
6.
while i was sitting at a set of lights a wasp went down my trouser leg causing my leg 2 press the excelerator bumping into the car in front
7.
i could not brake because a potatoe was lodged behind the brake
8.
a cow jumped on my quad bike