kj16v
04-02-2006, 18:35
I just knicked this from MIGWeb:
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On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to
play together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell
into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken
to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, For he had gone
to town
with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new silver M3 BMW.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started the beautiful
motor car and the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping
he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold
of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car,
the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful car, rescued the donkey!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship
between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, would you believe, the chicken fell into a mud
pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to
save his life!
The donkey thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the
large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab
his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the donkey pulled him up and
out, saving his life.
And the moral of the story?
When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up a
chick. :lol:
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On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to
play together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell
into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken
to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, For he had gone
to town
with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new silver M3 BMW.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started the beautiful
motor car and the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping
he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold
of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car,
the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful car, rescued the donkey!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship
between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, would you believe, the chicken fell into a mud
pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to
save his life!
The donkey thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the
large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab
his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the donkey pulled him up and
out, saving his life.
And the moral of the story?
When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up a
chick. :lol: