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fasterthanjesus
31-01-2006, 10:33
Ladies this is the scene:-

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

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Congratulations - You have just learned the offside rule!!!
Daz.
31-01-2006, 10:37
cracking idea!
LaurenGTI
31-01-2006, 13:07
Lol....thats good!! :lol:
Mattie
31-01-2006, 15:25
lol quality :D
lewis_willy2
02-02-2006, 13:00
thats brilliant
Andyvalver
02-02-2006, 15:25
Thats fantastic :lol: Will be showing the gf later :P
Gav
02-02-2006, 16:47
brilliant! :D
Justin..
02-02-2006, 18:14
pah football boooooring :roll:
Lunner
02-02-2006, 18:14
pah football boooooring :roll:

Ditto, thought it was gonna be somethign interesting
steveos_16valver
02-02-2006, 18:44
you heard that on radio 1 or kiss cant remembver but heard it too funny as f**k
kj16v
04-02-2006, 04:16
pah football boooooring :roll:

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Hooray! Round of applause for I'm not the only bloke who's noticed football sucks!
Justin..
04-02-2006, 13:22
:wink: football is the most boring thing to watch. even the grand prix was more interesting when schuey was winning constantly
fasterthanjesus
04-02-2006, 15:38
footballs not boring. especially if you support your home town side. and especially if your on a 21 game unbeaten run. and extra especially if youve just beaten your closest rivals 2 nil at their ground.

:lol:
Scott-16v!
04-02-2006, 17:49
Not a fan of footy myself, don't mind having a kickabout but can't be arsed with playing or watching it
Coops
05-02-2006, 01:40
i used to love football, till one day i sat there n just thought how many things wud i rather be doing than watching this........fookin loads....n thats it aint been into it since!
Mattie
06-02-2006, 15:01
i didnt used 2 be in2 it much but iv got in2 it more and more over the years.....season ticket holder now.......i luv that feeling u get wen ur team scores a winnin goal in the 90th minute or sumthin :D