lucky escape

[fasterthanjesus]

I nearly missed my gig on sat night as my daughter for some strange reason got a peanut stuck right up her nose, so iam thinking do I take her to the local accident hospital and wait 4 hours or tough and go and do my gig? Well neither cus iam such a cruel father i took her to mates house who is training to be a vet!

Well to cut a long story short, i got to the gig in plenty of time and my daughter was ok.

How did he get the peanut out?

simple really when you think about it, he poured chocolate up her nose, 5 mins later it came out a TREAT!

[J o n]

funnily enough this happened to me and went right into my nasal passage :shock: feathers do the trick, make em sneeze and it's amazing how fast you can eject a peanut out yer nose! :lol:

(i shit you not)

[Coops]

how the hell does the peanut get there in the first place?! :? :shock: :D

[2 live]

can just see the headlines now lol.



'JESUS DIES SNORTIN NOBBIES NUTS'

[Scott-16v!]

^pmsl :lol:
does make you wonder what posses people to put nuts up their nose in the first place :-k

[TA]

i got a pea well and truely stuck up my nose as a kid!

( dont remember, just been told the stroy about a thousand times!)

[fasterthanjesus]

maybe im showing my age, but in my dad a "TREAT" was a chocolate covered peanut.

:shock:

[FlamingMonkey]

I got the joke mate dont worry about it :P

[Mattie]

yep ur showin ur age....i still dont get it lol...

allthough while were on the subject, i once got a skittle stuck up my nose wen i was at skul - dont ask i was bored :lol:

[Zollo]

yep ur showin ur age....i still dont get it lol...



Peanut stuck in nose....added chocolate....came out a TREAT.....treats are what you call chocolate covered peanuts. Geddit?

[Mattie]

yep ur showin ur age....i still dont get it lol...



Peanut stuck in nose....added chocolate....came out a TREAT.....treats are what you call chocolate covered peanuts. Geddit?

oooo :oops: i now get it :D :lol: