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KingStromba
16-03-2005, 22:27
Once upon a time in a land far away there lived a King........
Slithers
16-03-2005, 22:29
williams, who enjoyed spam but hated.........
KingStromba
16-03-2005, 22:33
Jermey Townsend. One day he decided to...
Slithers
16-03-2005, 22:35
test drive a 182, after doing so he came to the conclusion that...........
KingStromba
16-03-2005, 22:38
......he was going to visit his local renault dealer.
Slithers
16-03-2005, 22:43
Upon arriving at the dealer he was greeted by a..............
KingStromba
16-03-2005, 22:49
Tom from Cliosport, who had just got a job cleaning the toilets as a sturday job.
'Hello said King Williams'.....
Slithers
16-03-2005, 23:01
" p p please..dont hurt me, benign king williams," uttered the janitors apprentice
i was told the williams was not as good as a 182 by pinnochio is it true?
KingStromba
16-03-2005, 23:03
...as he pissed himself...
after he managed to keep a straight face he slapped him with a large tuna fish round the face!
Now Tom hated tuna fish so tried to get king willims banned from the dealers.......
This failed because no one wanted to listen to a TURD cleaner.....
KingStromba
17-03-2005, 09:48
So King Williams Stole the V6 sitting in the showroom...
But didn't get very far as it broke down 2 miles down the road.
where the 241 v6 came in handy....buy 1 get 1 free
KingStromba
17-03-2005, 11:28
Suddenly out of a side street, a non standard Williams shot into the road.
...Northy's new exhaust could be heard for miles around, people staring at this highly modified beast sat and wondered, what if...
KingStromba
17-03-2005, 12:14
....Northy had now decided to go the full hog and go to halfords to get some......
lexus rear lights :wink: .....and some.....
Swervin_Mervin
17-03-2005, 12:39
Neon washer jets and aerial before....
KingStromba
17-03-2005, 12:41
...applying the stick on bonnet vent and after makarket wheels he bought from.....
King Stromba dressed in drag and masquerading as a Max Power sales woman....
KingStromba
17-03-2005, 13:23
Luckily Stromba was called away on business and managed to slip away from the prying hands of Northy. Shouting 'and no i dont have a sister' as he away ran into....
The safe haven on GDI's workshop, to ask if they could.....
give Jesus' car a free prototype 400bhp turbo conversion 8)
KingStromba
17-03-2005, 15:43
However, seeing the engine in bits in the corner of the garage after the cam belt had gone, he realised, NO.
... the puny F4 block would never take the power, and put his mere 350bhp Williams engine back in :twisted:
KingStromba
17-03-2005, 15:55
Suddenly Jesus woke from his LSD induced trip and realised someone was at the door. It was Ben 'Mount' Rushmore with his Williams.
He then woke up and spilt his coffee, 350BHP was a dream :oops:
He then woke up and spilt his coffee, 350BHP was a dream :oops:
Feck KS give me a chance :shock:
VIPERONE
17-03-2005, 18:27
" Ben was at his door, sorry jesus it'll be ready in 2 weeks",
KingStromba
17-03-2005, 18:32
"had a problem with the cam belt"
VIPERONE
17-03-2005, 18:37
"also im waiting for some parts"
KingStromba
17-03-2005, 18:40
"from poland"
"but don't worry, its business as usual, your car will still be vastly under powered"
so we are now going to donate your engine to rich and put his 1.2 lump in yours as a good will gesture
at a cost of £3000 to you for the transplant...but u get a free
Chair with dog and cat........
VIPERONE
18-03-2005, 16:42
" 3 legged chair, and a cat on its 8th life, ..the dog is delayed sorry"
KingStromba
18-03-2005, 16:45
The chair also has a broken bottom end. Can i come in briefly to.....
VIPERONE
18-03-2005, 16:49
"hmmm what nice eyes you have"
sorry its not finished yet.....but i have the record on gt4 at the ring :lol:
which is great!!! So you want your car when?
No problem, you'll also be back for plenty of corrective work over the next 6 months.
KingStromba
20-03-2005, 15:18
I already sold all the moving parts on ebay for a tenner :D
VIPERONE
20-03-2005, 15:29
ahhh look who just arrived...its andy GDI...
:cry:
(I have full faith it will work... tw*ts. lol)
KingStromba
20-03-2005, 17:12
'Hey ben, have you transplanted the 1.8 engine in yet?'
VIPERONE
20-03-2005, 20:58
shhhhh its an RSI engine,.,...
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