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KingStromba
16-03-2005, 22:27
Once upon a time in a land far away there lived a King........

Slithers
16-03-2005, 22:29
williams, who enjoyed spam but hated.........

KingStromba
16-03-2005, 22:33
Jermey Townsend. One day he decided to...

Slithers
16-03-2005, 22:35
test drive a 182, after doing so he came to the conclusion that...........

KingStromba
16-03-2005, 22:38
......he was going to visit his local renault dealer.

Slithers
16-03-2005, 22:43
Upon arriving at the dealer he was greeted by a..............

KingStromba
16-03-2005, 22:49
Tom from Cliosport, who had just got a job cleaning the toilets as a sturday job.

'Hello said King Williams'.....

Slithers
16-03-2005, 23:01
" p p please..dont hurt me, benign king williams," uttered the janitors apprentice

Rich
16-03-2005, 23:03
i was told the williams was not as good as a 182 by pinnochio is it true?

KingStromba
16-03-2005, 23:03
...as he pissed himself...

Rich
16-03-2005, 23:07
after he managed to keep a straight face he slapped him with a large tuna fish round the face!

big hp
17-03-2005, 08:36
Now Tom hated tuna fish so tried to get king willims banned from the dealers.......

NickFr
17-03-2005, 08:54
This failed because no one wanted to listen to a TURD cleaner.....

KingStromba
17-03-2005, 09:48
So King Williams Stole the V6 sitting in the showroom...

big hp
17-03-2005, 11:04
But didn't get very far as it broke down 2 miles down the road.

2 live
17-03-2005, 11:19
where the 241 v6 came in handy....buy 1 get 1 free

KingStromba
17-03-2005, 11:28
Suddenly out of a side street, a non standard Williams shot into the road.

J o n
17-03-2005, 12:03
...Northy's new exhaust could be heard for miles around, people staring at this highly modified beast sat and wondered, what if...

KingStromba
17-03-2005, 12:14
....Northy had now decided to go the full hog and go to halfords to get some......

2 live
17-03-2005, 12:31
lexus rear lights :wink: .....and some.....

Swervin_Mervin
17-03-2005, 12:39
Neon washer jets and aerial before....

KingStromba
17-03-2005, 12:41
...applying the stick on bonnet vent and after makarket wheels he bought from.....

J o n
17-03-2005, 12:50
King Stromba dressed in drag and masquerading as a Max Power sales woman....

KingStromba
17-03-2005, 13:23
Luckily Stromba was called away on business and managed to slip away from the prying hands of Northy. Shouting 'and no i dont have a sister' as he away ran into....

big hp
17-03-2005, 14:23
The safe haven on GDI's workshop, to ask if they could.....

J o n
17-03-2005, 15:40
give Jesus' car a free prototype 400bhp turbo conversion 8)

KingStromba
17-03-2005, 15:43
However, seeing the engine in bits in the corner of the garage after the cam belt had gone, he realised, NO.

J o n
17-03-2005, 15:50
... the puny F4 block would never take the power, and put his mere 350bhp Williams engine back in :twisted:

KingStromba
17-03-2005, 15:55
Suddenly Jesus woke from his LSD induced trip and realised someone was at the door. It was Ben 'Mount' Rushmore with his Williams.

NickFr
17-03-2005, 15:57
He then woke up and spilt his coffee, 350BHP was a dream :oops:

NickFr
17-03-2005, 15:59
He then woke up and spilt his coffee, 350BHP was a dream :oops:

Feck KS give me a chance :shock:

VIPERONE
17-03-2005, 18:27
" Ben was at his door, sorry jesus it'll be ready in 2 weeks",

KingStromba
17-03-2005, 18:32
"had a problem with the cam belt"

VIPERONE
17-03-2005, 18:37
"also im waiting for some parts"

KingStromba
17-03-2005, 18:40
"from poland"

big hp
17-03-2005, 21:48
"but don't worry, its business as usual, your car will still be vastly under powered"

Rich
18-03-2005, 01:45
so we are now going to donate your engine to rich and put his 1.2 lump in yours as a good will gesture

2 live
18-03-2005, 10:40
at a cost of £3000 to you for the transplant...but u get a free

big hp
18-03-2005, 11:13
Chair with dog and cat........

VIPERONE
18-03-2005, 16:42
" 3 legged chair, and a cat on its 8th life, ..the dog is delayed sorry"

KingStromba
18-03-2005, 16:45
The chair also has a broken bottom end. Can i come in briefly to.....

VIPERONE
18-03-2005, 16:49
"hmmm what nice eyes you have"

2 live
18-03-2005, 16:59
sorry its not finished yet.....but i have the record on gt4 at the ring :lol:

MrAtego
20-03-2005, 12:50
which is great!!! So you want your car when?

big hp
20-03-2005, 15:06
No problem, you'll also be back for plenty of corrective work over the next 6 months.

KingStromba
20-03-2005, 15:18
I already sold all the moving parts on ebay for a tenner :D

VIPERONE
20-03-2005, 15:29
ahhh look who just arrived...its andy GDI...

J o n
20-03-2005, 16:21
:cry:

(I have full faith it will work... tw*ts. lol)

KingStromba
20-03-2005, 17:12
'Hey ben, have you transplanted the 1.8 engine in yet?'

VIPERONE
20-03-2005, 20:58
shhhhh its an RSI engine,.,...