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Andy
15-01-2006, 19:26
right jesus i want your parcel shelf ...

the way i see it

1. it will look good in my car
2. it will make me happy (and you no how important that is to you)
3. i will look after your shelf like me own brother( probaly better)
4. the shelf will be better with me (because i can give it the love it needs )
5. it wont make a diffrrence to your power machine if you have my spare shelf in wrong colour(did i say wrong er .... not a good bargaining point)

so what do you say i am doing this for the good of the shelf (and you left me no option ...

anyone else no of a shelf what is suffering

ring the help line on 0800 28 29 30

lets help stop shelf abuse

Lunner
15-01-2006, 19:36
I put mine in a skip :shock:

2 live
15-01-2006, 19:38
hes a tite cunt.....not surprised jesus wont sell him his.....he wants mine for 1/2 a mars bar...other 1/2 eaten 3 weeks ago...and a slightly used durex.......

FATBOY
15-01-2006, 19:40
hes a tite c**t.....not surprised jesus wont sell him his.....he wants mine for 1/2 a mars bar...other 1/2 eaten 3 weeks ago...and a slightly used durex.......

:shock: slightly used???? half filled you mean :wink:

Lunner
15-01-2006, 19:40
hes a tite c**t.....not surprised jesus wont sell him his.....he wants mine for 1/2 a mars bar...other 1/2 eaten 3 weeks ago...and a slightly used durex.......

How can it be slightly used....did she wake up after a couple of thrusts :lol: :wink:

FATBOY
15-01-2006, 19:40
hes a tite c**t.....not surprised jesus wont sell him his.....he wants mine for 1/2 a mars bar...other 1/2 eaten 3 weeks ago...and a slightly used durex.......

How can it be slightly used....did she wake up after a couple of thrusts :lol: :wink:

lol mr 2 stroke!

Andy
15-01-2006, 19:42
attention


2 lives is to be added to the list of shelf abuse


he is abducted a williams 2 shelf and put in a willy 1 crimes like this should not be going un punished we need all speak up to stop this from happening again

Lunner
15-01-2006, 19:43
2 live - can i buy yours for a fiver, burn it, film it burning and send it to Andy?

2 live
15-01-2006, 19:44
its alright.......im taking it out anyway...mite even jus bin it for thise comments lol :wink:


may even do a video of it burning lol

Lunner
15-01-2006, 19:44
its alright.......im taking it out anyway...mite even jus bin it for thise comments lol :wink:


may even do a video of it burning lol

Oi i said it first :shock:

2 live
15-01-2006, 19:45
lol^^^^^^^^bugger beat me to it

Andy
15-01-2006, 19:46
right im coming round 2 lives

Lunner
15-01-2006, 19:48
right im coming round 2 lives

aye up! :wink:

You bringin' that half used Durex with you :lol:

Andy
15-01-2006, 19:49
yeah will have to do some sucking up for this shelf lol

2 live
15-01-2006, 19:52
dont want 1 mate.....im happy with my mint but slightly wrong coloured one i have....wont make any diff tho seein as tho its gunna be sat unused up at the unit hehe

Gav
15-01-2006, 19:53
You bringin' that half used Durex with you


yeah will have to do some sucking up for this shelf lol


dam fella, you need it that bad!! :shock:

Andy
15-01-2006, 19:53
wanker ......?

2 live
15-01-2006, 19:56
is that the slightly used bit??

Andy
15-01-2006, 19:58
You bringin' that half used Durex with you


yeah will have to do some sucking up for this shelf lol



dam fella, you need it that bad!! :shock:

i wil get that shelf and he nos it will bug him 24hrs a day and til he caves

same goes for jesus this is war lol :wink:

Gav
15-01-2006, 19:59
im guessing it isnt a standard williams shelf? or is it, and there just hard to find?

Lunner
15-01-2006, 19:59
Why don't you just buy a new one :roll:

Andy
15-01-2006, 20:01
reno no longer have them

needs to be light grey colour different to valvers /willy 1

only 2s and 3s have them

and then every one puts holes in em

anyone have one cheers

Gav
15-01-2006, 20:02
would matt b not have one?

Andy
15-01-2006, 20:05
asked him they are like rocking horse poo they all sag and look like crap

think i have sorted it anyway 2lives is a star

Justin..
15-01-2006, 20:16
my rt had a grey shelf lol

Jamie.
15-01-2006, 20:19
id swap my williams shelf for a std shelf plus cash, i dont really care abt it tbh

Andy
16-01-2006, 08:22
send us a pic mate

J o n
16-01-2006, 09:31
hes a tite c**t.....not surprised jesus wont sell him his.....he wants mine for 1/2 a mars bar...other 1/2 eaten 3 weeks ago...and a slightly used durex.......

How can it be slightly used....did she wake up after a couple of thrusts :lol: :wink:

sorta yeah, the rohypnol wore off...

J o n
16-01-2006, 09:33
... was also admiring how nice my original Willy 2 shelf looks... they look soooo pants in the wrong colour, but you know me, everything original... :lol:

Gav
16-01-2006, 10:24
what colour is the willy 2 one?

2 live
16-01-2006, 10:25
light grey...as opposed to dark in the willy 1

Gav
16-01-2006, 10:27
ahh right.........do huge difference tho
Like a huge W on it or anything?

J o n
16-01-2006, 12:34
look, there's no point trying to justify these matters where the Northrops are concerned... Richy decided he'd replace his whole bumper because the flexible trim insert had a chip in it... 3rd bumper he's bought now... there's a valuable lesson here... lol

Gav
16-01-2006, 12:35
lol...now thats some pride! :lol: