What you doing for new year?

[big hp]

I'm flying to Scotland tomorrow and coming back monday night. going to Dundee. My mates got relatives there, should be a right hoot.

[Gav]

going up to newcastle meetin up with 15 lovely ladies n goin to get ****ed!

cant wait gonna be a right blast

[Gav]

FYI: ****ed as in drunk not as in boned....i will keep u posted on that one tho :wink:

[big hp]

Haha good lad.

Sure its not you getting boned by a big burly geordie though???? LOL

[Gav]

fookin hope not...she said her mates were better lookin that she was [ she being the girl who is meeting us] and she is a babe so im hopin to see some geordie babes, not geordie monsters

[big hp]

Could end up with a bird like that bunny boiler michelle bass. (big brother)

[Gav]

i'd run back to tamworth fella :D

wouldnt touch her with a shitty stick :shock:

[big hp]

I'd smash her BUT just for one night only. Especially now she's got them new boobs.

[Gav]

ooooooooo forgot bout those new boobs.

a bunny boiler is not just for x-mas tho fella, she will av u for life

gotta make sure to get up b4 she does, dont change just grab ur clothes

BUTgo thru her phonebook in her phone and make sure she dont have ur number and check her inbox to make sure u didnt txt her

then again, sure u've been in that posistion also BIGHP why am i telling you :D

[big hp]

Once or twice :wink:

When you take your clothes off lay them on top of each other, that way there all together and you can put them on in the order you took them off.

Never wake them up, chew your own of if need be just never wake them.

[Gav]

lol...spoken like a true prodigy!

and if they do wake, say ur goin to the toilet
but dont wait 2 mins then fook off, believe me she wont sleep until ur beside her again, so get back into the bed but keep ur distance so she wont try n put her arm round u [then ur fooked] wait half hour then try again but for fook sake be QUIET!