J o n
16-12-2005, 12:55
post em here ladies and gents... i'll go first...
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to
close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the
door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
>demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh1t all
over her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh1t
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the
electricity was cut off this morning."
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to
close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the
door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
>demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh1t all
over her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh1t
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the
electricity was cut off this morning."